Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

So yeah let me tell you guys a story about a man named .... Bob.

Bob was asked to bag some garbage. This garbage included an empty 2 gallon water container.

Bob thinking he was smart, he opened the hole in the jug and placed it on the floor. His plan was to jump up and land on it and crush it in one fell swoop! How could his plan fail?

Well what Bob didn't take into account was the fact that the container was longer then his feet when put together, also the floor he was going to crush it on was a tiled floor. Lastly his distance to the counter in front of him.

Bob didn't care to notice these small things till he was already in the air.

Bob landed on the container and crushed it as planned, only the container wrapped around his feet and locked them together. Then the container slipped forward along with his feet till his feet were locked in the little lip at the bottom of the counter.

Unable to free his feet and unable to stop his fall Bob plummeted to Earth.

Long story short, Bobs *** hurts but the garbage is bagged.

EDIT: Perfect paged material.

Way to go, Bob.

So he bagged it with his ***?

Sure.

I was expecting for him to miss and the bottle smash his crotch :x

There's always next time

Never knew you guys hated Bobs* balls so much lol

I don't want to cook.
Why do I need food to survive?

*more plant life*

bleh, spotify seems to be having a full stupid day today, half the songs I try to play won't cause of some reason.

Don't you mean spoofy?

Nooooo! Dokkan Battle maintenance is tonight! Broly is nearly here! I'm still 15 DS short of a multi-summon. @_@;

Poor Candlebob.

AT LEAST YOUR 3DS ISN'T BROKE

At least you have a decent Bleach Brave Souls Character!!!! :(

My stomach and head are killing me. I don't know why.

Good ole child labor.

It's likely allergies. Sinus drainage hurts my stomach sometimes.

Anna is allergic to anomalies.

Space Anomalies.

Minfilia new outfit? :O (sorry if already posted didn't backread)