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 Carbuncle.Okamiwolf
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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 00:32:57
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If mob attacks were real which one would hurt the most? Would it be a Deadly Hold from Kirin? or perhaps 1000 Needles from a Cactaur?

Or perhaps one may be the most disgusting? Regurgitation sound like fun to you?

I think a Spike Flail from Fafnir would prolly do me in as the most painful mob TP move :<

Post your comments about mob moves here if they were real ^^
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By Siren.Enternius 2009-12-31 00:33:36
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Throat Stab.

/endthread
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 Ramuh.Dasva
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-12-31 00:34:20
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Clearly Feather tickle
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 Carbuncle.Okamiwolf
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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 00:35:07
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Then again what would Snatch Morsel feel like? o.O
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By Midgardsormr.Sectumsempra 2009-12-31 00:35:24
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Depends; most mob moves would kill you too quickly. Just because I think it's survivable, 1000 Needles takes the cake.
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By Siren.Enternius 2009-12-31 00:35:30
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Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Then again what would Snatch Morsel feel like? o.O
Wtf would Belly Dance feel like >.>
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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 00:37:13
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Don't forget about Astral Flow too~! Imagine if Carbuncle just poofed out of nowhere and decided to Searing Light your face off~!
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-12-31 00:37:30
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Siren.Enternius said:
Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Then again what would Snatch Morsel feel like? o.O
Wtf would Belly Dance feel like >.>
Sexy.. wut
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By Garuda.Mameshiba 2009-12-31 00:38:20
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Siren.Enternius said:
Throat Stab.

/endthread

Pretty much!

Though Regurgitation would suck as hell too!
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2009-12-31 00:39:57
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Fanatic Dance.
only cause its not as gay as belly dance but does the same thing.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-12-31 00:40:48
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Though I doubt you'd even feel it having Meteor drop on your head would kinda ruin your day.

Maybe Bad breath? I mean that is some serious stank
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By Garuda.Mameshiba 2009-12-31 00:41:42
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LOL true true... bad breath would be pretty bad.
That and... Gastric Juice. Ewww.
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By Fairy.Azulmagia 2009-12-31 00:42:27
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What would Everyone's Rancor feel like?
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By Ragnarok.Erikthecleric 2009-12-31 00:42:31
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Ramuh.Dasva said:
Clearly Feather tickle

lol, i could see it all now:

TODAY IN THE NEWS, ANOTHER VICTIM HAS BEEN TAKEN DOWN BY THE DEADLY FEATHER TICKLE.

Find out what the top deadliest attacks are at 9:00 PM Central, 10 Eastern.
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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 00:43:46
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Fairy.Azulmagia said:
What would Everyone's Rancor feel like?

That depends how many green midgets you've killed in the last while? o.O
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By Leviathan.Ashitaka 2009-12-31 00:44:05
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Doom, enough said.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-12-31 00:44:41
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Fairy.Azulmagia said:
What would Everyone's Rancor feel like?
Idk I think you'd have to ask Korpg about that one...
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By Sylph.Jax 2009-12-31 00:49:01
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Maybe "Death" because you actually die? Or that 10,000 needs from the cactus in Dynamis V. Or Thundaga 3! A lot of them sound painful!!
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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-12-31 00:51:29
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I dunno, Vertical Cleave sounds pretty awful. Having to watch it come down and everything.
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By Garuda.Mameshiba 2009-12-31 00:56:52
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Corrosive ooze!
Just... think... about it.
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By Leviathan.Ashitaka 2009-12-31 00:57:57
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Garuda.Mameshiba said:
Corrosive ooze!
Just... think... about it.

Seed spray >:D
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By Carbuncle.Krionin 2009-12-31 00:58:00
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citadel buster would also seeem painful, or even chemical bomb.
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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 00:59:13
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Leviathan.Ashitaka said:
Garuda.Mameshiba said:
Corrosive ooze!
Just... think... about it.

Seed spray >:D

EEEEEeeeeeeeewwwwwwWWWWwwwww~~~ D:
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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-12-31 00:59:26
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Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.
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By Garuda.Mameshiba 2009-12-31 01:00:12
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Leviathan.Ashitaka said:
Garuda.Mameshiba said:
Corrosive ooze!
Just... think... about it.

Seed spray >:D
Looooooool!!!!
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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 01:01:30
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Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Maybe... Splash Breath?
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-12-31 01:01:43
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Triclip or whatever that move the taurs use. Not only do they flail about but they so dirty they give some intense poison too.
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By Leviathan.Ashitaka 2009-12-31 01:04:04
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Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Maybe... Splash Breath?

I lol'ed hard
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By Sylph.Jax 2009-12-31 01:04:28
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Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Sheep song, duh! :)
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By Ramuh.Mozart 2009-12-31 01:04:49
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Scissor Guard
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