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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 01:05:20
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Sylph.Jax said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Sheep song, duh! :)

Wonder if opo-opo farts count as a TP move?
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By Sylph.Jax 2009-12-31 01:06:36
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Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Maybe... Splash Breath?

lol!
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By Leviathan.Ashitaka 2009-12-31 01:09:46
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Sylph.Jax said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Sheep song, duh! :)

Seedspray followed by digest
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By Sylph.Jax 2009-12-31 01:10:35
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Leviathan.Ashitaka said:
Sylph.Jax said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Sheep song, duh! :)

Seedspray followed by digest

Perv!
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By Leviathan.Ashitaka 2009-12-31 01:11:39
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I've already been hit by Frypan sadly...
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By Leviathan.Ashitaka 2009-12-31 01:11:55
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Sylph.Jax said:
Leviathan.Ashitaka said:
Sylph.Jax said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Sheep song, duh! :)

Seedspray followed by digest

Perv!

You were thinkin it >:D
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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-12-31 01:12:10
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Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Maybe... Splash Breath?
I love that video, lol. "What the *** do you mean you don't have Hyper Beam? ..just use splash attack!" Especially when they get really nasaly and nerdy.

Sylph.Jax said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Sheep song, duh! :)
But then they use LAMB CHOP ..which doesn't sound all that bad, but still looks kind of mean.
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By Carbuncle.Krionin 2009-12-31 01:12:19
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Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.
sprout smack also seems kinda weak... so does wild oats
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2009-12-31 01:12:35
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Blood saber...
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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-12-31 01:13:12
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Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Sylph.Jax said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Sheep song, duh! :)

Wonder if opo-opo farts count as a TP move?
That's the worst of all. D8 Torture-type DoTs are by far the most cruel. lol
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By Siren.Enternius 2009-12-31 01:13:27
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Frog Song >.>
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By Fenrir.Shindo 2009-12-31 01:15:14
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Just because of the beak, I always imagined my character crying in the shower curled up in the fetal position after Snatch Morsel.
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By Garuda.Mameshiba 2009-12-31 01:15:57
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Leviathan.Ashitaka said:
Sylph.Jax said:
Leviathan.Ashitaka said:
Sylph.Jax said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Sheep song, duh! :)

Seedspray followed by digest

Perv!

You were thinkin it >:D
Seedspray, Digest and then Eyes on Me!
In that order!
LoLz!
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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 01:16:50
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Garuda.Mameshiba said:
Seedspray, Digest and then Eyes on Me!
In that order!
LoLz!

You is perv too~!
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By Leviathan.Ashitaka 2009-12-31 01:16:56
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Garuda.Mameshiba said:
Leviathan.Ashitaka said:
Sylph.Jax said:
Leviathan.Ashitaka said:
Sylph.Jax said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Maybe a better idea is what moves wouldn't seem that bad? So far it seems like SE has provided us with an endless amount of *** up ways to die. lol Footkick seems pretty tame.

Sheep song, duh! :)

Seedspray followed by digest

Perv!

You were thinkin it >:D
Seedspray, Digest and then Eyes on Me!
In that order!
LoLz!

This ^

EDIT: Then regurgitation if your feeling kinky? >_>
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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-12-31 01:19:13
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Goodlord. lol
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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 01:19:59
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Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Goodlord. lol
Cai~~ I created a monster D:
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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-12-31 01:20:14
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Siren.Enternius said:
Frog Song >.>
I dunno, this seems kind of awesome since it's temporary and get to hop around as a giant frog. That and the Vampyr retard-bats charm.
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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-12-31 01:22:06
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Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Goodlord. lol
Cai~~ I created a monster D:
lol, you just may have to break out the video of the Cat named Night's story to cool them off.
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By Leviathan.Ashitaka 2009-12-31 01:22:08
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Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Siren.Enternius said:
Frog Song >.>
I dunno, this seems kind of awesome since it's temporary and get to hop around as a giant frog. That and the Vampyr retard-bats charm.

Memento Mori

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By Leviathan.Ashitaka 2009-12-31 01:22:26
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Awesome song and move >:D
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By Garuda.Mameshiba 2009-12-31 01:24:14
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Sneak Attack + Body Slam!
Oh shi--!!!


OKAY
Enough xxxRated moves for now!
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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 01:24:15
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Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Goodlord. lol
Cai~~ I created a monster D:
lol, you just may have to break out the video of the Cat named Night's story to cool them off.
*derails*
Oh? you remember that video? Yes it was a very cute and sad video =( made me cry ; ;

*de-derails*
Wonder if Slapstick can be considered perverted in any way o.O
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By Fenrir.Shindo 2009-12-31 01:24:34
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Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Goodlord. lol
Cai~~ I created a monster D:

{Woman} {hole} {Full Attack!} {Penta Thrust} {Seedspray} {No more MP!} {I'm sleepy} {Good night!} {/doze}

That's how I have fun.
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By Asura.Poupee 2009-12-31 01:24:39
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I would ***my pants if mob attacks were real...
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By Carbuncle.Okamiwolf 2009-12-31 01:26:12
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One word for all you sickos. Just ONE single word.

Tentacle
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By Siren.Enternius 2009-12-31 01:27:49
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Zantetsuken?

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By Seraph.Caiyuo 2009-12-31 01:28:50
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lol. Tentacle takes the cake. Is headbutt considered ass2mouth?

Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
Seraph.Caiyuo said:
Goodlord. lol
Cai~~ I created a monster D:
lol, you just may have to break out the video of the Cat named Night's story to cool them off.
*derails*
Oh? you remember that video? Yes it was a very cute and sad video =( made me cry ; ;

*de-derails*
Wonder if Slapstick can be considered perverted in any way o.O
Yup! I think that was the first time I'd talked to you because we both QQ'd over it and the life insurance videos, I think. lol
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By Garuda.Mameshiba 2009-12-31 01:29:05
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For real?
This exists?

Can't get naughtier than that!

It's "physical" and gets "Mind +2"!
What the heck SE! What the heck!
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By Leviathan.Ashitaka 2009-12-31 01:29:06
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Carbuncle.Okamiwolf said:
One word for all you sickos. Just ONE single word.

Tentacle

Malboro's and Mithras... yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
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