The only time I referenced their mother was to say
"I'd wine and dine your mother and make her fall in love with me, get her to write you out of the will and put me in there instead, kill her in what seems to be a tragic accident, bury her at sea and claim all the money for myself"
Their reply was "Well I had sex with your mum!"
lol
You had some fun ones, but I had to stop reading at some point.
Leviathan.Chaosx said:
Cerberus.Irohuro said:
every time someone says 'downward spiral' i think of whirlpools with an arrow indicated the direction its spinning
I find it easier and more beneficial to wait until I get home and call up and complain to a manager. I've gotten tons of free stuff that way.
Just the other day I got a $20 gift card for Shoprite because I had to stand in line for 30min while some white trash couple couldn't figure out how to use their WIC checks properly and started to give me attitude when I said "Are you kidding me?" when the cashier had to ring up their entire order again.
I hate that. One of the first things my coworkers told me was "Don't go to Walmart around the 1st or 15th."
Guess when I always run out of milk or something...
Yeah I've heard that only around here it's don't go the first week of the month. Apparently that's welfare/food stamp time. Glad I don't go to Walmart anyway, I'm a Target person :D
I find it easier and more beneficial to wait until I get home and call up and complain to a manager. I've gotten tons of free stuff that way.
Just the other day I got a $20 gift card for Shoprite because I had to stand in line for 30min while some white trash couple couldn't figure out how to use their WIC checks properly and started to give me attitude when I said "Are you kidding me?" when the cashier had to ring up their entire order again.
I hate that. One of the first things my coworkers told me was "Don't go to Walmart around the 1st or 15th."
Guess when I always run out of milk or something...
Yeah I've heard that only around here it's don't go the first week of the month. Apparently that's welfare/food stamp time. Glad I don't go to Walmart anyway, I'm a Target person :D
I hate Wal-Mart. I only go for quick trips, but they always seem to take forever. There are always people not observing the right side rule like with regular traffic, people standing around in the middle of the isle, people who stop in chat in the middle of the isle, people not watching their kids, and grossly obese people on the rascals while the elderly are still up walking around.
I find it easier and more beneficial to wait until I get home and call up and complain to a manager. I've gotten tons of free stuff that way.
Just the other day I got a $20 gift card for Shoprite because I had to stand in line for 30min while some white trash couple couldn't figure out how to use their WIC checks properly and started to give me attitude when I said "Are you kidding me?" when the cashier had to ring up their entire order again.
I hate that. One of the first things my coworkers told me was "Don't go to Walmart around the 1st or 15th."
Guess when I always run out of milk or something...
Yeah I've heard that only around here it's don't go the first week of the month. Apparently that's welfare/food stamp time. Glad I don't go to Walmart anyway, I'm a Target person :D
I hate Wal-Mart. I only go for quick trips, but they always seem to take forever. There are always people not observing the right side rule like with regular traffic, people standing around in the middle of the isle, people who stop in chat in the middle of the isle, people not watching their kids, and grossly obese people on the rascals while the elderly are still up walking around.
That place disgusts me.
Honestly the reason I don't go there is because their food sucks. And whatever cheap things I could buy there Target has them for almost the same price, plus Market Pantry (Target's brand) frozen foods are a lot better.
I do remember the type of people there though, and yeah that's definitely a turn off too.
i wonder if people have heard the saying that women go for men that remind them of their fathers .-. my dad is a huge *** lol and my little sisters babys daddy is an *** so i guess the saying is true for her lol i think id die before id let any more *** in my life >o
I find it easier and more beneficial to wait until I get home and call up and complain to a manager. I've gotten tons of free stuff that way.
Just the other day I got a $20 gift card for Shoprite because I had to stand in line for 30min while some white trash couple couldn't figure out how to use their WIC checks properly and started to give me attitude when I said "Are you kidding me?" when the cashier had to ring up their entire order again.
I hate that. One of the first things my coworkers told me was "Don't go to Walmart around the 1st or 15th."
Guess when I always run out of milk or something...
Yeah I've heard that only around here it's don't go the first week of the month. Apparently that's welfare/food stamp time. Glad I don't go to Walmart anyway, I'm a Target person :D
I hate Wal-Mart. I only go for quick trips, but they always seem to take forever. There are always people not observing the right side rule like with regular traffic, people standing around in the middle of the isle, people who stop in chat in the middle of the isle, people not watching their kids, and grossly obese people on the rascals while the elderly are still up walking around.
That place disgusts me.
Honestly the reason I don't go there is because their food sucks. And whatever cheap things I could buy there Target has them for almost the same price, plus Market Pantry (Target's brand) frozen foods are a lot better.
I do remember the type of people there though, and yeah that's definitely a turn off too.
Totally forgot about their crappy meat and produce section! LOL!
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.