So there I was, chasing a sulky teenage sylph into the woods, because I'm a sulky teenage sylph babysitter now.
When suddenly!
Evil sylphs. Eh. So Yoda and Potato show up, because they manage to skip all the quests where I have to run around for four hours and show up for one or two quests where something interesting might happen. And we proceed to start bashing around the evil sylphs.
When suddenly! A marlboro. Ehhhh. So Yoda's all "I've got this mothertrucker" and I'm all "whatever you say lady, I didn't want to get bad breath'ed today anyways."
And then! And then Yoda and Potato proceeded to PULL THE MARLBORO TO WHERE I WAS STANDING AND NPC-MPK ME.
WHO BROUGHT THESE TWO ALONG, SERIOUSLY. GO HOME, YODA AND POTATO.