So much random!
So, at work today, CCL went upstairs to do something, and one of the guys was all "YAY! She's upstairs bugging them instead of downstairs bugging us!" And he starts singing this little song. And I was all "Ok, she's not THAT bad. She bugs me too but we don't have to celebrate every time she leaves the room." And he was like "Well, would you hang out with her if you didn't have to? Would you hang out with her outside work?"
And without even thinking about it, stuff just popped out of my awful mouth. And that stuff was: "No, I wouldn't hang out with her outside work. But I wouldn't hang out with any of you guys after work either though!"
:x Everyone frowned and went "Awwwww ;;" and then they all laughed at me. I didn't mean that I didn't like them! I just meant that it was awkward to hang out. :-( I explained and they laughed some more. Bah. So then I had to explain that it was just super awkward and weird to run into people in public, like stores. I've ducked around aisles to avoid talking to people I know in stores before. Even people I like! It's just weird to have to stand around shopping carts trying NOT to see what the other person is buying and make awkward small talk! Nope, thanks!
And then we went home. And we decided it was a great idea to slowly kill ourselves by heart attack (mostly because Carl's Jr. bourbon burgers are full of crack and deliciousness) so off we went to the Carl's Jr. drive-through. No sense going inside, we might see someone from work! :x (still embarrassed, see.)
So I asked for onion rings instead of fries, but my husband got fries, and then he surprised me with a chocolate chip ice cream sandwich. It seems like a random detail, but I promise the ice cream comes up later in the story!
So we were driving home, and I stole a french fry from his carton of french fries. And he bellowed "You got your own onion rings AND I bought you ice cream, and you're STILL stealing my fries!?" And I had to explain myself again. So I go "Well you know, sometimes you just crave a french fry, but you want onion rings, you just want one fry. But I can't ask for a carton of onion rings with one fry, the workers would think I was weird!" And he goes "I'M DOING THAT NEXT TIME. NEXT TIME YOU GET A CARTON OF ONION RINGS WITH ONE FRY!" :-( The drive-through people are going to think I'm a nut.