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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
Cerberus.Arebella
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By Cerberus.Arebella 2013-04-17 10:29:41
Worst comment I ever heard...
Was when I was going to NC to visit the boy, and my mom looks at me and goes..
"Kaitlyn. You better be safe. I know how you red-heads are, I married one! Kinky horndog sons of ***. I'll be lucky if I can fight off your Dad every night you're gone."
OHGODNO
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2013-04-17 10:32:33
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Ramuh.Urial
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By Ramuh.Urial 2013-04-17 10:32:59
Hey whats going on in he.....
o.O
/walks away What started off as movie talk has degenerated into porno. I have to write a sonnet when I get home, I should back read these pages to set the mood :|
Then I'll follow it up with my 2 page short story and a double abecedarian -.-
But this page should provide plenty of sonnet ideas...
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Ramuh.Urial
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By Ramuh.Urial 2013-04-17 10:33:24
Cerberus.Arebella said: »Worst comment I ever heard...
Was when I was going to NC to visit the boy, and my mom looks at me and goes..
"Kaitlyn. You better be safe. I know how you red-heads are, I married one! Kinky horndog sons of ***. I'll be lucky if I can fight off your Dad every night you're gone."
OHGODNO They totally did it in your bed when you were gone.
Yeah, think about THAT idea.
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-17 10:34:07
This sonnet.... I must read it.
Asura.Ina
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By Asura.Ina 2013-04-17 10:34:24
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Cerberus.Arebella
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By Cerberus.Arebella 2013-04-17 10:34:36
Cerberus.Arebella said: »Worst comment I ever heard...
Was when I was going to NC to visit the boy, and my mom looks at me and goes..
"Kaitlyn. You better be safe. I know how you red-heads are, I married one! Kinky horndog sons of ***. I'll be lucky if I can fight off your Dad every night you're gone."
OHGODNO They totally did it in your bed when you were gone.
Yeah, think about THAT idea. Lol, I'd feel more bad for them than me xD
Ramuh.Urial
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By Ramuh.Urial 2013-04-17 10:35:21
This sonnet.... I must read it. In a few weeks after we workshop it I'll show you it.
Or I'll give you the isbn of the book my class publishes and you can order a print of it xD
Asura.Ina
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By Asura.Ina 2013-04-17 10:37:13
Cerberus.Arebella said: »Worst comment I ever heard...
Was when I was going to NC to visit the boy, and my mom looks at me and goes..
"Kaitlyn. You better be safe. I know how you red-heads are, I married one! Kinky horndog sons of ***. I'll be lucky if I can fight off your Dad every night you're gone."
OHGODNO They totally did it in your bed when you were gone.
Yeah, think about THAT idea. For some reason this reminds me of an amusing story
These 2 people I knew in HS, they hated each others guts and the one during an argument decided to tell her that her younger sister had sex in her bed.
The girl puts on this absolutely crushed and disgusted expression, looking like she is going to cry.
Then snaps out of it with "That's ok, I got her back... Twice"
Ramuh.Urial
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By Ramuh.Urial 2013-04-17 10:37:14
Cerberus.Arebella said: »Cerberus.Arebella said: »Worst comment I ever heard...
Was when I was going to NC to visit the boy, and my mom looks at me and goes..
"Kaitlyn. You better be safe. I know how you red-heads are, I married one! Kinky horndog sons of ***. I'll be lucky if I can fight off your Dad every night you're gone."
OHGODNO They totally did it in your bed when you were gone.
Yeah, think about THAT idea. Lol, I'd feel more bad for them than me xD IDK, I'm pretty confident it's infinitely worse for you.
They would have gone into the situation knowing it is your fapping dominion, you on the other hand came back and had no clue what you were walking into.
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-17 10:38:27
This sonnet.... I must read it. In a few weeks after we workshop it I'll show you it.
Or I'll give you the isbn of the book my class publishes and you can order a print of it xD Y'know, it's funny you mentioned that. I have a classmate who recently published a book that can be purchased on Amazon. I'm very happy for her, but there's a dark part of me that's super jealous. When classes die down, I'm totally going to get back to writing my book.
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2013-04-17 10:38:37
Just purify the bed with fire
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By Bismarck.Dracondria 2013-04-17 10:39:15
This sonnet.... I must read it. In a few weeks after we workshop it I'll show you it.
Or I'll give you the isbn of the book my class publishes and you can order a print of it xD Y'know, it's funny you mentioned that. I have a classmate who recently published a book that can be purchased on Amazon. I'm very happy for her, but there's a dark part of me that's super jealous. When classes die down, I'm totally going to get back to writing my book.
Has anyone actually bought it yet?
Cerberus.Arebella
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By Cerberus.Arebella 2013-04-17 10:41:05
Bismarck.Magnuss
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2013-04-17 10:42:29
Bismarck.Dracondria said: »This sonnet.... I must read it. In a few weeks after we workshop it I'll show you it.
Or I'll give you the isbn of the book my class publishes and you can order a print of it xD Y'know, it's funny you mentioned that. I have a classmate who recently published a book that can be purchased on Amazon. I'm very happy for her, but there's a dark part of me that's super jealous. When classes die down, I'm totally going to get back to writing my book.
Has anyone actually bought it yet? A couple people have, but most of them are just from class. She needs to get some advertising or something. But hey, the kindle version is only 4 bucks, so that's pretty awesome.
Asura.Ina
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By Asura.Ina 2013-04-17 10:42:56
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Cerberus.Arebella
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By Cerberus.Arebella 2013-04-17 10:44:02
Cerberus.Arebella said: »Cerberus.Arebella said: »Worst comment I ever heard...
Was when I was going to NC to visit the boy, and my mom looks at me and goes..
"Kaitlyn. You better be safe. I know how you red-heads are, I married one! Kinky horndog sons of ***. I'll be lucky if I can fight off your Dad every night you're gone."
OHGODNO They totally did it in your bed when you were gone.
Yeah, think about THAT idea. Lol, I'd feel more bad for them than me xD IDK, I'm pretty confident it's infinitely worse for you.
They would have gone into the situation knowing it is your fapping dominion, you on the other hand came back and had no clue what you were walking into. My parents are relatively prudes lol. And knowing my mom by her body products by her bed, and by the fact that i changed sheets/comforter the instant i came back, I don't worry.
Again, I think they'd be more scared of by bed, and it's history than any urge to *** me over xD
Cerberus.Arebella
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By Cerberus.Arebella 2013-04-17 10:45:09
"It's the truth aliens, they know it to be true!"
That's what I hear :|
Asura.Ina
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By Asura.Ina 2013-04-17 10:46:19
Cerberus.Arebella said: »"It's the truth aliens, they know it to be true!"
That's what I hear :| Well it's supposed to be "Search your feelings, you know it to be true" but my mic sucks. : /
Valefor.Sehachan
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2013-04-17 10:46:42
Only time I even ever talked about sex with my parents was an awkward conversation with my dad and his wife when I was 13 I think, and that's about it.
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By Fenrir.Weakness 2013-04-17 10:47:19
I don't think my parents have slept in the same room in like 20 years...
Yeah, broken childhood go!
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Cerberus.Arebella
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By Cerberus.Arebella 2013-04-17 10:47:50
Cerberus.Arebella said: »"It's the truth aliens, they know it to be true!"
That's what I hear :| Well it's supposed to be "Search your feelings, you know it to be true" but my mic sucks. : / So much feedback/background noise ._.
Edit: Oh... haha
"Is that recording talking to you? That man has a very attractive voice..."
My mom's got the hots for you, Ina
Cerberus.Valmur
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By Cerberus.Valmur 2013-04-17 10:48:02
Hello.
Asura.Ina
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By Asura.Ina 2013-04-17 10:49:25
Cerberus.Arebella said: »Edit: Oh... haha
"Is that recording talking to you? That man has a very attractive voice..."
My mom's got the hots for you, Ina Should I be afraid?
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Cerberus.Arebella
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By Cerberus.Arebella 2013-04-17 10:50:15
Cerberus.Arebella said: »Edit: Oh... haha
"Is that recording talking to you? That man has a very attractive voice..."
My mom's got the hots for you, Ina Should I be afraid? She'll rape you with her mango-flavored lube :|
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By Ragnarok.Raenil 2013-04-17 10:50:25
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Asura.Ina
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By Asura.Ina 2013-04-17 10:50:41
Cerberus.Arebella said: »Cerberus.Arebella said: »Edit: Oh... haha
"Is that recording talking to you? That man has a very attractive voice..."
My mom's got the hots for you, Ina Should I be afraid? She'll rape you with her mango-flavored lube :| EWWWWWW, Mango D:
Ramuh.Urial
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By Ramuh.Urial 2013-04-17 10:52:15
Only time I even ever talked about sex with my parents was an awkward conversation with my dad and his wife when I was 13 I think, and that's about it. My sex talk?
"Kevin have a talk with him" mom
"Sam wrap it up" dad
"K" me
This is a thread that I found on another website I post at. It can be really really interesting. I thought it deserved a place here.
Post your random thoughts for the day here, or anything else that intrigues you.
For starters, is it possible to give constructive critism to someone who doesn't have a neck? I totally just walked by a girl who didn't. Someone isn't getting a necklace for Valentines day!
And who decided black and white can't be colors? I want to say a racist. I really do.
Inb4thisthreadgetsreallywtf
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