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 Asura.Turbofox
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By Asura.Turbofox 2010-07-30 10:12:37
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:

Nobody cares that you bought an account.


You cared enough to post that you didn't care. And spoke for the thousands of others that may care on this server. Thus you made them all care since you represent them all apparently.
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By Phoenix.Darki 2010-07-30 10:12:38
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I thought we kept spence as a pet!
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By Asura.Turbofox 2010-07-30 10:15:10
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Phoenix.Darki said:
I thought we kept spence as a pet!

So what poor guy knocked you up? Did you come equipped with a paper bag, mask or a sexy cutout of another woman? Hope it wasn't Spence, you positively should have swallowed to keep the stupid circle from making a full circle.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-07-30 10:17:06
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Asura.Turbofox said:
Phoenix.Darki said:
I thought we kept spence as a pet!

So what poor guy knocked you up? Did you come equipped with a paper bag, mask or a sexy cutout of another woman? Hope it wasn't Spence, you positively should have swallowed to keep the stupid circle from making a full circle.

I'm flattered at the effort you put in!
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By Asura.Cattnip 2010-07-30 10:18:58
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Asura.Turbofox said:
you positively should have swallowed to keep the stupid circle from making a full circle.


I know what you're "trying" to say, but since when did anyone get pregnant from oral...?
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By Asura.Turbofox 2010-07-30 10:19:04
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Spence is the reason women should take it in the pooper.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-07-30 10:20:20
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Asura.Turbofox said:
Spence is the reason women should take it in the pooper.

iMad!
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-07-30 10:21:01
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Ramuh.Rowland said:
I'm actually a little jealous Spence. You get to see Darki naked, but all I get is someone posting a link to a website that hasn't been updated in a month or two.

Wanna trade? Post-preggers body... I think I'll pass
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By Asura.Turbofox 2010-07-30 10:21:21
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Asura.Cattnip said:


I know what you're "trying" to say, but since when did anyone get pregnant from oral...?

Because, sigh, i'm really breaking this down for you . . . .

IF Spence had been the guy that got her prego, they would conceive a child. This child would be the spawn of these two people. Thus bringing in another retard. . . . . You following?

Had she just swallowed, this child would not be born . . . . Thus less retards in the world. . . . .
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-07-30 10:22:29
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Asura.Turbofox said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

Nobody cares that you bought an account.


You cared enough to post that you didn't care. And spoke for the thousands of others that may care on this server. Thus you made them all care since you represent them all apparently.
Now that they know you're not the real Turbofox, they don't give a rats ***.
Asura.Cattnip said:
Asura.Turbofox said:
you positively should have swallowed to keep the stupid circle from making a full circle.


I know what you're "trying" to say, but since when did anyone get pregnant from oral...?
He's a 10 year old kid. He thinks a penis touching any part of a woman's skin will make the girl pregnant.
Ramuh.Rowland said:
I'm actually a little jealous Spence. You get to see Darki naked, but all I get is someone posting a link to a website that hasn't been updated in a month or two.
Spence, i hope you took pics =o
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-07-30 10:23:21
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Asura.Turbofox said:
Asura.Cattnip said:


I know what you're "trying" to say, but since when did anyone get pregnant from oral...?

Because, sigh, i'm really breaking this down for you . . . .

IF Spence had been the guy that got her prego, they would conceive a child. This child would these to yahoos as parents. Thus bringing in another retard. . . . . You following?

Had she just swallowed, this child would not be born . . . . Thus less retards in the world. . . . .
Is that what your mother says about you?
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-07-30 10:24:02
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She should have swallowed as opposed to what? Spitting? Can that get a girl pregnant?! Oh ***!
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-07-30 10:24:52
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Ramuh.Rowland said:

It can't be all that bad.... can it!? Can't do anything with it for awhile anyway. I'll just wait if the offer still stands.


I don't know, but I will let you know if I ever find out ~
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-07-30 10:24:59
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Ramuh.Rowland said:
Fairy.Spence said:
She should have swallowed as opposed to what? Spitting? Can that get a girl pregnant?! Oh ***!
You probably have like 20 kids you don't know about by now.
***
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By Asura.Turbofox 2010-07-30 10:26:28
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Cerberus.Kalyna said:

Is that what your mother says about you?

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes


See how lame it is to bring in mothers . . . . Try something a little better.
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By Asura.Cattnip 2010-07-30 10:27:18
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Asura.Turbofox said:
Asura.Cattnip said:
I know what you're "trying" to say, but since when did anyone get pregnant from oral...?
Because, sigh, i'm really breaking this down for you . . . . IF Spence had been the guy that got her prego, they would conceive a child. This child would be the spawn of these two people. Thus bringing in another retard. . . . . You following? Had she just swallowed, this child would not be born . . . . Thus less retards in the world. . . . .


eh, nvm.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-07-30 10:28:37
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Asura.Cattnip said:
Asura.Turbofox said:
Asura.Cattnip said:
I know what you're "trying" to say, but since when did anyone get pregnant from oral...?
Because, sigh, i'm really breaking this down for you . . . . IF Spence had been the guy that got her prego, they would conceive a child. This child would be the spawn of these two people. Thus bringing in another retard. . . . . You following? Had she just swallowed, this child would not be born . . . . Thus less retards in the world. . . . .


eh, nvm.

No! We should spread the word that *** get girls pregnant!


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By Asura.Turbofox 2010-07-30 10:28:52
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Fairy.Spence said:
She should have swallowed as opposed to what? Spitting? Can that get a girl pregnant?! Oh ***!

/retard on

sWALLow Teh LOad thAt wUd HavE GotTinher pregO, sO u WUD noT BeN boRneD.
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-07-30 10:29:46
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Asura.Turbofox said:
Cerberus.Kalyna said:

Is that what your mother says about you?

Yo mama so stupid it took her 2 hours to watch 60 minutes


See how lame it is to bring in mothers . . . . Try something a little better.
technically you brought in mothers since Darki is a mother now.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-07-30 10:31:01
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Asura.Turbofox said:
Fairy.Spence said:
She should have swallowed as opposed to what? Spitting? Can that get a girl pregnant?! Oh ***!

/retard on

sWALLow Teh LOad thAt wUd HavE GotTinher pregO, sO u WUD noT BeN boRneD.

Pregnant from giving me a ***. I don't understand!
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By Cerberus.Kalyna 2010-07-30 10:33:51
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Fairy.Spence said:
Asura.Turbofox said:
Fairy.Spence said:
She should have swallowed as opposed to what? Spitting? Can that get a girl pregnant?! Oh ***!

/retard on

sWALLow Teh LOad thAt wUd HavE GotTinher pregO, sO u WUD noT BeN boRneD.

Pregnant from giving me a ***. I don't understand!
He must think that a chick's *** is her mouth or something.

Turbofox: A chick gets pregnant when sperm gets into her vagina and is the first to fertilize a female's egg.

You would've been better off saying she should've had an abortion than swallowing because swallowing the sperm that caused her to get pregnant really makes no damn sense at all, dumbass.
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By Asura.Cattnip 2010-07-30 10:34:32
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Asura.Turbofox said:
Fairy.Spence said:
She should have swallowed as opposed to what? Spitting? Can that get a girl pregnant?! Oh ***!
/retard on sWALLow Teh LOad thAt wUd HavE GotTinher pregO, sO u WUD noT BeN boRneD.


Ok thats just silly... Obviously they were having sex in the correct area so in that case, she did "swallow"

Either way your insult's just fail imo...
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By Asura.Turbofox 2010-07-30 10:35:59
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1 more time for the poor people here.



If sperm does meet and penetrate a mature egg after ovulation, it will fertilize it. When the sperm penetrates the egg, changes occur in the protein coating around it to prevent other sperm from entering. At the moment of fertilization, your baby's genetic make-up is complete, including its sex




Soooo


~~~~~o sperm (*)egg

~~~~~o(*) sperm meets egg

When that happens we meet . . . .



However, had swallowed . . .

~~~~~~o sperm would not meet (*) and she would not become and this child would finally =




fin``


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By Fairy.Spence 2010-07-30 10:36:04
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Oh, Kal...

/facepalm

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