Shoulder Tickles - doesn't hurt, only lulz
One Inch Peen - when that MNK just won't get you there
Both hands Blow - when said MNK also won't give up trying
A$S you ran! Firsts - for retribution after the party leaves you to die
Hey-yo-lian edge - when the frat is AOE burning dyna
More dented Rhymes - when the BRD needs to work on his verse, badly
Pyurrring Leos - Cait Sith, in a lion skin, party raping new attack
Fast Bleed - RDM dying faster than he DDing
Burning Blade - RDM needs to stop whoring it up and get a cream for that
Shining Blads - Less polishing. I SAID LESS POLISHING! OMG, get out of the house more.
Seraph Blade - Damn. Now it's dead. Good job, no I will not cast arise on it again.
Circled Blades - If you can picture this, I'm sorry. Also, probably how the burning blades problem made the rounds in the first place.
Swiffed Blade - Sure, it's clean now, but that's not why I bought that swiffer.
Sang Whineblade - BRD left all his daggers at home, making the best of it.
Death Bosom - Lilith caught you staring again, die to dread spikes.
Atonement - Too late, you still dying to dread spikes
Knights of Round - the guys who "won" the circled blades "tournament"
Request Scat - NO. OMG go wash your hands. YES, again!
Hard Slash - What your current boyfriend can't do for you.
Power Slash - What your ex boyfriend used to do for you quite well
Shockerwave - Why he's now your ex boyfriend
Die Mediation - The RUN wants to DD but dies instead
Her Clean Slash - when she's keeping up on her personal hygiene
Minstrel Axe - Worst BRD ever. Wait, is he drunk? What do you mean you "sang Wine Blade"?!
Shield Brake - PLD tries to slow things down, real problem is he should have made an Ochain
Weapon Break - Another reason he's your ex, it's not supposed to bend like that. Probably never going to recover.
Up heave all - What's going to happen to all that Sang Wine. Not a super effective attack
Meta game Torment - Listening to the RNG try to talk the GEO into spamming Savage Blade
Dark Harvest - The surprise the ex got from you after his ill fated attempt to shocker wave
Shadow of Deaf - Better than being able to hear the BRD try to sing up more wine. Keeping him silenced is now the WHM's only job
Spiral Hell - what everyone else calls the RDM's Circled Blades
En-trophy - A bit of extra damage from falling participation trophies. The DRK does think this makes him viable damage.
Quiet yous! - When you need the voice chat clear for raid business (auto mutes the BRD, the RDM and the RNG)
Double Thrust - BF's signature starting (but also finishing) move.
Thunder Thrust - Thai food may have been a bad choice for date night
Raid Thrust - all 16? you go...girl?
Leg sweep - well, while you're down there....
Pent up Thrust - No, you can help it, you think conjunctivitis is fun?
Skew her - You know, when you angle the polearm to hit it from the side a bit
Impulse drive - You knew better, but now you got your polearm in crazy and there's going to be hell to pay
Sonic Thrust - So fast he breaks the sound barrier. Why are you acting proud of yourself!? Ugh.
Star Diver - You know that's how you got that e. coli right? Yes, that's how the BLU got it too, y'all need mouthwash.
Cam girl's Torment - all your onlyfans too poor cuz they bought gil
Drakesbane - glasses of champagne out on the dancefloor
Blade: Restu - NIN fell asleep in the middle of the raid
Blade: Takey - So you confiscate their share of the payout
Blade: Eeee - the wailing noise they make in the morning when they find out
Blade: Kool - the NIN working in extra WS, says it boosts dmg (it doesn't)
Blade: Yule - the NIN is cosplaying for xmas. Says it boosts dmg (still doesn't)
Blade: High - probably the reason the NIN had to Blade:Restu
Blade: Karma - what goes around comes around, you gonna pay for that nap
Blade: Shun - what the LS does to the NIN when sending invites out to the next even
Touchy: Feely - the way the SAM wants to "repay" the WHM for her "help"
Touchy: Ahegao - how he thinks she'll react
Tachi: GTFO - how she vigorously responds... with a beatstick
Tachi: Show-her - the SAM plots revenge, but he's still the a-hole
Tachi: Kite-them - what the SAM will have to do when he gets aggro, since he will get no heals
Tachi: Shower - what the WHM will have to do to feel clean again
Rock Crusher - The inevitable "reward" for this kind of behavior
Full swing - warming up for a Rock Crusher that will really Shattersouls
Myrkr - the gurgling noise which results from the Brainshaking Judgement unleashed like a Cataclysm upon his Black Halo when he persists
Exudation - the leaking coming out of the SAM after a Myrkr
Numbing Shot - what the paramedics bring to the scene to help the SAM
Slapstick - the rest of the LS laughing at the evident suffering of the SAM
Knockout - the WHM. It's still not her fault
String Clipper - The WHM's new nickname
Not Sorry.