Does Islam Require Forced Conversions?

Jazz hands thread!

Read the OP, then jumped to the final page...

What the heck is going on

Here's a nifty tip from a buddy who actually has a PHD in Early Childhood Education (don't ask, her husband still /facepalms): To increase your child's dexterity, break crayons in half so they have to adapt to holding them like a pencil.

/dusts off hands

There. Something constructive.

So you're not going to force your child to be a liberal and an atheist?

Once again, you're not taking personalities into account.

Also, there may be an outside factor that may influence the child to stray. The part of unknown factors is much greater than the known one, which is why this kind of plan has to leave a lot of freedom to the child to avoid awaking those personality traits, first, and then allow yourself to somewhat control the unknown that may happen, without the child noticing. He'll think you're open minded and let him do what he wants when you actually very well know what he's doing.

But, ya, you have no way of preventing your child from receiving an influence from an outside source, the probabilities aren't in your favor at all.
But even before taking this into consideration, the personality of your child cannot be suppressed and is a very early factor to take into consideration.
So, unless you feed your child with medicine to control him, you're already walking toward the unknown.

I met a kid whose parents were music teachers. He was surrounded by music but had no interest in it. What then?

I see you're a hypocrite too. Well that about rounds it out then. It's only evil if people you don't like raise their kids around ideals you don't like. If you do it, it's just nature.

Well you're *** then buddy, school in Denmark is compulsory so he'll be surrounded by kids who will be playing outside, bringing handheld video games to school or other toys and will develop an interest in them

Do you even know how expensive those programs are?

And I'm sure a child with no advanced training will just tinker his way into artistic genius and a lifelong career in the thing his parent wants him to do. That's never backfired, nope.

Um, neither of those things are things I believe. Calling me ignorant then stereotyping me is a good way of showing ignorance, though.

HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I wish we could be buddy and go out for a drink, the fun never end with you

edit had to cause you're posting too much awesomeness too fast for me to handle


Clearly cause everyone with high IQ has a succesfull job/life ?

Was this result from a certified test that you take from a mental health institute or was this the result from an IQ test taken randomly on the internet?

You better land a 5 digits monthly salary if you want such a wife. Smart women are very hard to impress, so unless you have an amazing personality, you'll need 5 or 6 digits to be relevant.

Because those are super advanced

There are programs much better and veeeeeeeeeery expensive, especially all those 3D programs

Shut up, those things are legit! Here, let me print out my certificate of 220 IQ from freeiqtest.com for you.

Or close to a meaty 2 digits, you know where...

The last 2 look like something made in kindergarten

From what I've been reading, women do not like two digits there. Even less if it's the meaty part, you'll kill her.

First one looks like a flower with a filter

Actually, yeah. Forget about the kids for a moment. If he can even land a woman that even fits his criteria within the next couple decades, I might begin to take the rest seriously.