This Or That?

Its not an easy choice, tbf.

I had to carefully read lots of reviews, watch some videos explaining it, but still i couldnt find a proper answer in the end.

As a last resort, i had to take the day off to recheck my evidences, still, honestly it was hard to decide.

As i got more frustrated by how hard deciding the answer, i had to take another day off to pick a quiet place in the nature, where i could finally intergrate myself with the world, and let the world tell me the real meaning of life and the answer for this question.

In the process though suddenly a heavy rain started to fall. Plus intense wind. I was also starving, unconfortable, cold. Little rocks started to fly hitting my skin, opening multiple bruises. And the rain just kept falling even stronger.

At that point, my mind started to fade in the strong wind. But My pain started to get mixed with water. My body started to pulverize in the mud.

When i was about to give up on my life and the question, suddenly a strong light appeared in front of me, and i finally managed to hear the planet voice. The colective consciousness of the past generations started to flow in my brain, and i feel like there wasnt pain, suffering or sadness. I had finally reach the enlightened.

The answer that at first seemed impossible, now become crystal clear, like i never had this doubt before.

I made my choice and I choose: MAXIMUS!!!

So

The telephone starts to ring at worst time possible:

While youre sleeping

OR

While youre shitting

?

While you're sleeping. If you're shitting and have it, you can instantly see who it is, and depending on who it is, you might be comfortable talking to them while you finish up. But while you're sleeping it interrupts sleep and is almost always bad news.

Train that turns into a plane

or

Plane that turns into a submersible

A Sky Train?

I don't think I'd be comfortable with that, now an amphibious aircraft that can go underwater, that's sounds cool.

Mental time travelling to fix one mistake from your past

or

Chocolate Cake

hmm, idk that I trust this "Chocolate Cake" seems a bit shifty, I will go with mental time travel just to avoid the cake, I am sure I can come up with something to go back and fix.


All food taste bland and flavorless

or

All food taste over seasoned.

All food tastes over seasoned. I could boil the ***out of ***, and it'd still taste great.

Be the Leprechaun who's always having his Lucky Charms stolen/attempted to be stolen

or

Be the rabbit who is silly because Trix are for kids?

I suppose the rabbit seems to have a more interesting life than being a shoe maker where everyone keeps bothering you because they want something out of you.

Actually none need those people who only look for you to demand something. They are so useless.

So, this one is short:

2024

OR

2025

???

2025, I already completed all the content I wanted to in 2024 so hoping for something new with the 2025 patch, fingers crossed that the US server doesn't crash.

You suffer a major brain injury, You need to relearn:
basic motor skills
or
complex tasks like language, reading, math, etc?

Ha. ***. I actively wish for that. Full factory reset down to just breathing and walking. Forget everything.

Coming up with a this or that is harder than making that decision would be.

Play Squidgame (all six rounds) or One of Jigsaw's Games (his choice)

Squid Games, but only because I think Jigsaw is a lunatic.

Smooch an Empyrean Weapon

or

Smooch a Relic Weapon

Smooch a Relic Weapon, they have personalities and deserve a kiss.

also ghorn was my first and I have to kiss her if I want to play her, /starts playing katy perry's "I kissed a girl"


Ability to interact with technology, it just does what you want it to.

Or

Ability to interact with people, they just do what you want them to.

People. Technology is fleeting, but there's always a human somewhere that can flip the switch.

Have your face cold OR have your feet cold

Face!
Takes forever to get feetses warm!

Um...

Read LOTR or Eat mud at a chemical facility?

Read LOTR

Tear your hamstring

or

Tear your rotator cuff

Hammy, i need full range of motion in my arm but like probably wont notice the hammy injury as much long term. plus i can talk about my hammy injury and hammy is a fun word to say, hammy.

Deal with a sick child

or

Be sick yourself?

(as if both dont happen at the same time every damn time...)

Sick-myself.-Don't-like-when-other-people-are-sick-or-in-pain.

Karate-Chop

or

Jump-Kick

not just any jump kick


oh right, my turn.

games that challenge your mind
or
games that challenge your reactions and input skills

Games that challenge my mind, the other option aren't even close.

Although I do enjoy reaction skill check genres like action games and RTS, in general I need some kind of decision making system like build variety or weapon choices to stay engaged.

RTS already has plenty of strategy. But action games without decision making or build variety always feel bland to me.


If you are not hindered by talent nor money:

Be a programmer or engineer that builds things and enhances the QoL of humanity.

Or

Be an artist or writer that create things and brings humanity emotional and spiritual satisfaction.

Eh, im an rngineer and pursuing the path of software development, so this is a no brainer.

But i dont particularly have as objective QoL.
My focus is always to make things possible, not make things easier/nicer.

The struggle is what make us stronger. Youre no reaching the top of a mountain by sitting in your confy nerd gamer chair, you slob
.

Ok, so youre facing a road to the future that necessarily will leave all your status quo behind: your current routine, your safety, your friends, your fanily. Maybe this is the last time you gonna ser them in life, but you already choose your path.

So, you

Regret

OR

Keep going without looking behind?

I think am wired to regret abandoning a child, but if I had already made the choice then maybe there is nothing to regret, but still going to go with regret.


PLD

or

RUN?

Rune Fencer. PLD is for wusses and lesser wimps! (Ok, it's not, I just don't like PLD, sue me! Sure, sure, it might stem from the fact that PLD has the lowest Gsword skill but gets to be on more Gswords than WAR and it also might have to do with PLD getting access to Torcleaver and Spinning Slash... Humbug!)

Cough up a lung

or

Cough up your lunch?

Cough up a lung, I hate puking it is the worst. I would much rather have a cough so bad that it makes me sore then to puke.


Never leave your house again?

Or

Never enter another building again?

I guess never leave my house again. Never enter another building again implies living outdoors 365 days a year for the rest of my life, and I can't handle that. Probably die from exposure within a week.

Knights of The Old Republic 1

or

Knights of The Old Republic 2

Tough pick, tbh. KOTOR 1 is more genre defining as it introduced a formula that was used in later Bioware games like Mass effect. The twist is interesting, and the game is more complete than KOTOR2. KOTOR 2 kinda felt rushed.


However, KOTOR2's writing also feels more complex and deeper, KOTOR1 feels like a bland traditional star war story that just ends like star wars. Also dark side dialogues in KOTOR 1 feels like classic brainless villain spamming "I'll kill you!" in conversation, which is kinda lame lol.

So, KOTOR 2!

While we are on the discussion of star wars:

Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

Or

Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

No contest.




Who kicked *** better?

Young Leia or Young Rey?