and then that little *** starts stabbing your voodoo doll in the back and you are thinking to yourself "where the hell did that kid get a voodoo doll of me at this time of night in the middle of india?! 7-11?!?" did they even have voodoo dolls in india! wtf! but you are about to be crushed by a giant stone rolling pin and wondering why they even had one of those things because wouldn't that smash the Shankara stone into a million pieces?
and is it wrong to want to go find that kid, who is now probably an adult, in one of those drug rehabs programs with willis from diff'rent strokes, and beat the crap out of him screaming "you call him doctor jones!!!
Edit: /sacrifices a chicken to Lord God Jaerik to be granted the power to undo the gd paging