Nationstates said:
The Issue
In a bid to provide a new revenue stream for Scruffsconsin's Beef-Based Agriculture industry, it has been suggested that mustaches could be added to the menu.
The Debate
"The fact is, the mustache population is out of control," says Beef-Based Agriculture spokesperson Howard Han. "We have to do something about them anyway, so why not market them as tasty snacks? We could have mustache kebabs, mustache pies, mustache-on-a-sticks--the possibilities are endless! Let's not pass up this golden opportunity to provide a feast, if you will, for our economy."
That does not sound tasty.