"The Dictatorship of RandomThoughts is a tiny, safe nation, notable for its devotion to social welfare. Its compassionate, cynical population of 8 million are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it is mainly concerned with Social Welfare, although Education and Healthcare are secondary priorities. The average income tax rate is 41%, but much higher for the wealthy. Private enterprise is illegal, but for those in the know there is a slick and highly efficient black market in Automobile Manufacturing.
Thoughtss are considered a delicacy, the alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, euthanasia is legal, and gambling is outlawed. Crime -- especially youth-related -- is totally unknown. RandomThoughts's national animal is the Thoughts, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its currency is the Random.
RandomThoughts is ranked 1st in Awesomesauce Landia and 26,836th in the world for Lowest Crime Rates, scoring 33 on the Relative Freedom From Crime Index."
I'm such a mean ruler.