I come off way too slutty on here than I really am. xD I'm shy irl.. and sex talk is a nono >.> It would sound so funny coming from me..
It's ok, as dirty as I come off my legs lock up tighter then the gates of mordor.
The main purpose english speakers have for french is food and dirty talk, and as I explained the other day food quickly leads to dirty. So I'm just following the logical path. That and it's you.
I tried to argue with myself how you're wrong about food leading into dirty the other night.
Edit: I still talk dirty to everyone though as long as I know it won't make them uncomfortable.
I quickly realized I am quite a formidable foe and gave up, snickering, due to the realization it's true. D:
I'm pritty sure on of my Chefs enjoyed tormenting us because she was always dropping inuendos... But we could never be sure if it was on purpose or not given how easy it is to relate it to other things. For example the first bread we made bore a slight reseblence to vaginas before being proofed/baked, to the point where one person in class came over to ask, "Hey guys I need to know if this is just me... Do these look like trey fulls of vaginas to you guys?". It did not help that our chef kept shouting "Make sure the lips are nice and tight, it's no good if they are too loose"