Just got pulled over a few mins ago.
Some guy apparently stole a bunch of toilet paper from Big Lots and the description they gave was "a black guy on a bike".
So then the cop takes my ID and asks to search my bag. I told him no since he didn't have a warrant, but he already took my address down from my ID and I didn't want him showing up at my house later so I was like.
Okay, this is how it's going to work. We're gonna go to Big Lots right now, the manager is going to come out and tell you he's never seen me in his life. Then I'm going to leave and I never want to see you again.
He wasn't happy with my choice of words, but that's exactly what happened.
*** da police