Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

I'm that way but with ***.. I can clean up vomit and stuff, but even touching ***with a stick (not that I ever just saying) and I'll start in with gag fits..

Wonderful page opener.

Stop that! lol ;; If it helps, the style I did was very family-oriented. It was a style that middle eastern women would pass down to their daughters and generations of women in the same family would perform at special occasions, like weddings and comings-of-age. It was definitely not the type of stripper belly-dance that you'd find in a gentleman's club or whatnot.

nother story!!!


ok so around that same time as the dress incident...we'd gotten our first digital camera. i would stay in our room (the attic at the time) and take a naughty pic for him, go downstairs and inform him, he'd go up there, look at it, and leave me one of him.

so anyways time went on, we'd split up for awhile (this was before we got married), and his "father" (not worthy of the term, has done so much crack he thinks he has a pussy god *** him in...yeah.....) ended up somehow getting his computer.

WITH ALL OF OUR DIRTY PICS OF EACH OTHER ON IT!

so one day his "father" calls him on the phone and somehow works this gem into the convo:

"you have a big *** like your father"


WORDS A SON SHOULD NEVER HAFTA HEAR!!!

that crazy *** still prolly has those pics ><

The type you learned is actually what Belly Dancing was intended to be, but westerners sexed it up... and gave it the name Belly Dancing.

Middle eastern doesn't really help.. In some cultures they take multiple wives, in some ways they're even more 'sexually focused' than the average American male, including me.

I preemptively +'d that post because you said story time. >.>; Now I feel awkward.

welcome to our hell....

you guys want nother story?

I shouldn't always assume stories are a good thing. ; . ;

But I just love stories!

MOAR stories! /sits down on the carpet with juice and cookies.

Yes, but on one condition! It must start with, "Once upon a time..."

Slip, you see those two pillows over there? I think you should start duel wielding those bad boys like a ninja before she tells us about the time she caught you watching Twilight...

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

You got that backwards.. I woke up in the middle of the night and caught HER watching Twilight, but she doesn't like the movies, but she's seen them all, she watched them all IN CAM QUALITY pretty much as soon as they came out.

Also, our bed has 9 pillows, 8 normal ones and 1 body pillow.

Once upon a time....we went to a friends house, to hang out w/him and his girlfriend...for barbeque. friend was gonna cook.

he's a notorious man ***, and notoriously filthy. (also relevant to story, he's uncut)

he's wearing shorts and got his hand up one leg, picking at something...

his gf freaks out, and slip ends up doing the bbq...yknow why? friend was picking the smegma offa his *** ><

That's true! I'm having a hard time describing it well. Well, as one small example, if you go to a club, you'd like see a belly dancer with her feet spread and turned out, likely in a short skirt. This would allow you to nearly see up her skirt as she moved.

The kind I practiced had a "keep your secret" policy. (It was literally called Keep your Secret.) You stood with your feet much closer together, no wider than straight under your hips. You had your feet turned forward and your skirt was knee-length or longer, usually floor-length. This made it more modest off the bat, with nothing of the style really changed.

As for the style though, the basic point of club belly dancing is sex. The basic point of traditional family-style belly dancing is to relieve period cramping, increase fertility in the women, and ease the pain of childbirth by forming strong core muscles. With the very basic motivations behind it different, well, you just go about the styles really differently.

Dang it, this is too hard to explain! lol ;;

taylor lautner is cuuuuuuuuuuute gdit! and i like to make fun of kristen stewarts acting.

That is, what the hell went through that man's head?

Also... I did it again...Damn it people are gonna look at my +'s and think I'm one *** up dude. :/

makes sense to me. there was an episode of trading spouses w/a belly dancer, and i've also youtubed lotsa instructional vids on it.

i spend way too much time gathering knowledge i'll never use

I'm uncut! :o but not filthy. That's filthy.

TMI!

But yeah, he's doing it all the time.. he doesn't just pick it out and fling it though, he sniffs it first.

o.x;

I can't really get into Taylor Lautner. ;; His face does not do it for me, just the way his nose turns up or something makes him look weird. He looks really young too, like a 12-year old head crammed onto an adult body. Creepy.

And speaking of his body, it's kinda too muscular for me. I prefer teddy-bear men or slim, lightly-muscled men. No big pecs, no huge muscles, and for the love of all that is good and holy, no bulging veins. I can't stand bulging veins! D:

I'm picky I suppose. xD But I don't like Lautner, and I don't really like very pale men so I can't stand how Edward looks. Dude. Eat a cheeseburger and get a tan. Just because you are undead does not mean you have to look like a ghost!

Some day, when you are old and possibly blind, you will sit in your home atop a mountain and people shall come to visit you for your vast amounts of 'useless' information.

Just tossing in a pic from my personal photo album. How do you not want a piece?

*Looks at Magnuss's pic. Dies.*

No stache? I am disappoint.

we were at my mother in laws once, and slip went into the back bedroom to see if his bro was awake yet, and he came back and told me to check.

i go look thru the hole where the door knob should be and see the covers moving up and down.

we're sittin there lookin at each other and giggling and his mom is like "wth?" so i tell her that when i went to look the covers were moving up and down really fast.

she said maybe he's scratching? and i start gasping for breath and i'm like "that furiously?!"

How do people get that big? Air pumps?

Roids by the truckload.

ok that pic is just disturbing and i've seen some disturbing ***...i can sit thru BME pain olympics and not flinch...but that pic is just grody as ***. where is his gd neck?