Can you babysit for me too while you're at it?
IDK. My nephew was a turd tonight. I hope your kid/s are sweetpeas. I really like babies. Got any of those?
Only have the one and I will shoot myself before 'getting another'.. I get really goddamned grumpy when I don't get to sleep 10+ hours straight (because I wake up in the middle of the night all the time and it takes me a couple hours or more to fall back asleep).. The baby stage really took it out of me, for the first 3-6 months I don't think I ever got enough sleep where I didn't feel like ***and like I was going to puke at any given second.
And no, he's not sweet, we call him 'demon/the demon' for a reason.. Well for anyone else anyways..
Chris Rock said:
You could be the baddest mama on earth. I don't give a *** how good you are. Ain't nothing you can say more powerful than, "I'm gonna tell your daddy." Can't *** with it. Can't come close to "I'm gonna tell your daddy." You can have a gun at the kid's head, "I'll blow your *** head off." "So what?" "I'll tell your daddy." "Okay, okay." Can't *** with it, man.
I'm the only threat that really works..