Bismarck.Dracondria said:
»Vampires will be grateful.

Bram Stoker says gtfo!
Bismarck.Dracondria said:
»Vampires will be grateful.

He looks like he's about to puke. xD
I am going to strangle my dog. I ran outside to do laundry and in the 2~3 minutes I was gone, she jumped up onto my computer chair, climbed halfway up my desk to reach a tied shut bag of cookies way at the back, pulled the entire bag of them onto the floor, ripped a hole in the bag, and snarfed down at least 8 or 10 cookies. Chocolate chip ones. >< If she doesn't kill herself being a moron and eating things that are poisonous to her, I'ma strangle her! She's now sitting her in kennel contemplating all the possible things she could have done in those few minutes besides piss me off and try to kill herself on chocolate.
Edit: Oops, didn't mean to quote that awful picture twice. Sorry for the unnecessary torture. xD