Ragnarok.Jessikah said:
»That ship sailed when I started a career and entered a relationship while they... didn't.
Not everyone is born with Chad genetics. Some of us were born just poor enough that we couldn't qualify for grants nor did we have enough credit to get a loan. We might work a job that people like yourself mock from their ivory tower. Maybe your definition of a normal conversation needs redefined.
Here's some pointers for autists that don't know how to converse:
Don't talk about: money, politics, or religion.
Do talk about: the weather, games you enjoy, sports, places you've been or things you've done, movies or shows you watched.
The worst is when people imediately lose interest because they didn't watch whatever show you want to talk about. This is an attempt to fill the void of silence that makes people feel awkward because they don't have a strong bond with the people they're with.
You're as much to blame for your inability to properly socialize. When they leave, you're the one that they think isn't normal because you couldn't hold a conversation.