Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?

ugh red onion

red onion best onion.

Are we high......again?

sometimes i feel like you people don't understand onions.

Onions are like ogres, that's all you really need to know.

Excuse me sir but have you tried marinating those red onions in balsamic? Also shallots are like onions+3 when it comes to cooking

The texture is ***, not much to understand.

cohabiting?

I've seen these symptoms present themselves before. Especially if it's her first time living with a dude. It's kind of a mimi psychotic break from the strain of being unable to control or adapt to her new surroundings... and she just got knocked down a rung on the hierarchical ladder...by a kitten /kitty paw baby swat

typically both parties slip out of initial first few dates "best behavior mode" but the cohabiting freak out is a lot worse and might last a while. It's a good opportunity for you to see just how dark it can get, though it might not seem that way...

you either are a good fit for each other and it will all pan out, or you're headed for splitsville. your control of the situation is limited to your own actions.

might I suggest a swing by your local home depot to check out a set of schlage exterior door knobs with lock matching codes written on them. I highly recommend picking up a complete matching set.

"Heaven has no rage like love to hatred turned / Nor Hell a fury, like a woman scorned."

I've seen some stuff... sometimes a mini break becomes major and it gets a little bit too "here's johnny" / helter skeltr~y for most people

A stubborn Canadian such a thing does not exist.

by the time any onions get up to the frozen hinterlands they're probably all dry and gross

Likes to order food with Extra Onion, fresh, grilled, or in between.

can't hate perfection