<(O.o)> Got a crazy idea for a murder story, someone that goes and murders all the people on Facebook that has the same name as the person.
Kind of like Jet Li's film, 'One' but he goes crazy because he was suppose to receive a special message that went to someone else.
So put humor, he could be a hitman or something, but as he kills the people, he learns about them, maybe interacting and starts doing things that the other people liked to do. Like painting or fishing.
Hmm, it sounds good, but it's gotta be flashy! It's gotta have action! Suspense! Drama! Would you mind a little nudity?
Also, how stuck are you on it being a hitMAN? Lately our demographic studies have shown that audiences respond better to having a chimpanzee lead in films. Change the hitman to a hitchimp. Beautiful.
Painting's boring. Rob Ross was boring. We've seen it before. Instead of painting, he goes... skydiving. With an elephant. Two elephants. Two painting elephants. I can see it already.
*buzz* Carol, sweety, bubala? Can you bring in a couple of coffees, please? Make mine Irish. Do you want some alcohol? Yeah, just make one of them Irish. Thanks, Carol.
Okay, Facebook is copyrighted, we can't get the rights. Let's make it "Bookface" instead. Only, spoiler alert, it's a real book. The internet was just a ruse. Oh, and the book? It's actually a hot broad. We'll call her "Facey McBookboobs".
Are you stuck on the death? I'm thinking this could be a comedy. Like Hitchimp and Facey McBookboobs go on crazy skydiving adventures with elephants that can paint and also solve crimes.
We'll call it - "Night Court".
On second thought, this is a terrible idea. Get out of my office.
*buzz* Cathy! Where's the goddamn coffee?!*