Watching a drawing tutorial.
Narrator/Artist: Some artists do this... and this... and this....
Me: "I do all those things!" :D
Narrator/Artist: ... and that is why it looks like ***. All those things are terrible and wrong and only BAD artists do those things.
Me: *This is where I would draw my spirit leaving my body, but I just found out everything I do is ***so I know it would just be ***so please imagine it instead*