Do you know how many different drinks that's been applied to? <_< When heavy drinking of <insert soda> is admissible in a paternity case (I couldn't of got her pregnant! I drink <insert soda> all the time!) then I'll accept it as possible.
And beer isn't nasty.. Your faces are nasty! Don't talk about my brew!
I'm still waiting for the guy to show up on stage on Maury like "Maury, I'm 1,000,001 percent sure I'm not the father.. I drank 10 liters of <insert citrus soda> everyday for the past 10 years.. I can't be the father, she's a ***!"