Manager: "Hey, could you do this one thing for me before you clock out."
(3 minutes before I am late clocking out)
Manager: "Oh... and don't be late clocking out :)"
.-.;;!!!!
...but seriously love working there <333
Random Thoughts.....What Are You Thinking?
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Random Thoughts.....What are you thinking?
mfw alcoholic tells me I shouldn't crack my knuckles because it's bad for me
 *last week it was pepsi, WHAT'S BAD FOR ME NEXT WEEK??*
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It might be healthier if you add some Jack to it, Carrot. :P
Edit: I think Kali's face is similar to this with her boss's request!
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Spicy got moody because that it wasn't "accurate" so I had to change it
Asura.Carrotchan said: » mfw alcoholic tells me I shouldn't crack my knuckles because it's bad for me When you push or pull your fingers to crack them, what you're really doing is stretching the capsule that surrounds the joint. That decreases the pressure inside the capsule, causing gasses that were dissolved in the synovial fluid (such as carbon dioxide, nitrogen, and oxygen) to release into the empty space to equalize the pressure. Like pulling a cork from a bottle of bubbly, that release is what makes your knuckles pop. It feels so good because it simultaneously stretches the joint and stimulates its nerve endings for up to 30 minutes, which is about how long it takes for the gasses to dissolve back into the fluid before you're good to go for another round. And no, the popping pressure doesn't cause arthritis.
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...To be acceptable for an alcoholic? It's a joke, derp. Either way, it's really not much different than Jack and Coke.
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Screw the Coke and the Pepsi. Jack should be enjoyed straight up from a tumbler. Maybe a little ice to keep it chilled.
Captain and Coke tastes better anyways.
Yomisha said: » ...To be acceptable for an alcoholic? It's a joke, derp. Either way, it's really not much different than Jack and Coke. i agree with yomi. jack is acceptable for an alcoholic, but they should really step their game up to knob creek. Eh, I mean if your mixing it why would you really want to step it up. ***you'd probably want to go like Evan Williams at that point.
Asura.Failaras said: » ***you'd probably want to go like Evan Williams at that point. what is wrong with you? /bans you from drinking forever
Yomisha said: » I'll just drink this  ... in like 8 months. :< AMF is definitely not kool-aid! xD
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