By Bloodrose 2015-03-25 17:13:51
Jesus spoke to me one day.
He told me that people were claiming that he had spoke them, when he really hadn't, because he can't speak to that many people all at once, let alone that many idiots.
Half way through the conversation bitchfest, he mentioned that people were using his name, and God interchangeably, which was kind of odd, to say the least. I mean, when people are using your name, they know who you are, and don't confuse you for anyone else, so why does it happen to him?
Jesus also told me he was a bald Tibetan Monk living in Vancouver so no one would recognize him.