Got something against things on your lips? :<
Kinda yeah. /blush! I've worn lipstick I think three times. The first time one of my friends dolled me up before a concert, and I could barely play my flute because there was all this weird red stuff all over my lips. Then for a job interview I decided on some pale pink gloss, nothing too fancy, just understated to make me look more grown-up. But I think I licked most of it off before I even got to the interview because it felt weird, and then they got all chapped and nasty because I'd been licking them so much. And then when I was a bridesmaid for a wedding, we got all dolled up, and at the reception I swear everything I ate for the first twenty minutes tasted like waxy lip crap. :-(
So! Now when my lips start feeling dry and peely, I smear some Vaseline on them before bed and then go to sleep. In the morning, if there's any left that hasn't soaked in, I wipe it off and carry on. But mostly it soaks in and keeps my lips feeling nice for several days, so that's that. xD