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Funn/Stupid/Annoying Macros
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 1,375
By Bismarck.Ruizutatakau 2010-06-22 20:37:31
Bismarck.Cordareo said: This BLU on my server has this healing breeze macro "Let the healing breeze caress your wounds"
So my LSes inside macro joke is "Let the (Insert spell/JA/whatever) caress your wounds"
His BLU spell macros are terrible :| lol! I saw him on SMN today, I can only imagine what his macros for that are!
By Mystluna 2010-06-22 21:54:21
Is it more anoying to see the macros or just to have the spells go off. I like basic macros but they can be so boring at time I would prefer to spice it up a little but I dont want to be annoying.
 Leviathan.Fosco
Server: Leviathan
Game: FFXI
Posts: 70
By Leviathan.Fosco 2010-06-22 22:00:44
SMN macros are.....>_<
What's worse is when I first started leveling, I considered making them.
 Cerberus.Irohuro
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6,583
By Cerberus.Irohuro 2010-06-22 22:01:44
that giant wall of boost should be made into an epic monologue!
Bismarck.Rinako
Server: Bismarck
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By Bismarck.Rinako 2010-06-22 22:03:42
Seen this Third eye macro:
"Oh my god! There's a *** eye popping out of my head!"
Most others i've seen are lame or simple.
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Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 414
By Asura.Reichleiu 2015-01-08 13:45:54
I don't remember the exact macro..
...but who on Asura could forget "BOOM BOOM IN THE UPPER ROOM!"?
*edit Blazed.. way to re-open a 4 year old thread, and then delete your post so it looks like I did it...
Valefor.Endoq
Server: Valefor
Game: FFXI
Posts: 6,906
By Valefor.Endoq 2015-01-08 14:12:03
Any macro text not in echo is annoying... even useful text macro not in echo are annoying to me
EDIT: HOLY NECRO BATMAN!
By Chimerawizard 2015-01-08 14:17:50
only a 4.5~ years necro.
edit: this thread has me wanting to make an annoying macro for my SCH skillchains. (only do them in skirmish or when solo)
I'll be solo sc'ing some NM then a DD comes up and does some random ws breaking the chain after I've already burned several stratagems.
Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 2,255
By Odin.Llewelyn 2015-01-08 14:17:51
I only have /p for my SCH Stun macro back when 18 man Delve was a thing and I alternated with another SCH. Haven't cared enough to delete it.
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 15,065
By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2015-01-08 14:20:30
I remember my blm in Qufim island
Aero - "Wind so swift, it'll cut you booty hole"
Thunder "Tingy sensation to the balls"
Fire "Shouldn't have eaten that burrtio, anal burn"
etc. Ppl hated my blm because i spammed nukes
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Server: Asura
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-01-08 14:26:13
Endoq! What did I tell you about necroing threads???
*rolls out the newspaper*
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Valefor.Endoq
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-01-08 14:27:25
Endoq! What did I tell you about necroing threads???
*rolls out the newspaper* Kingmancat made me do it!
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Server: Asura
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-01-08 14:31:17
*whap*
By Bloodrose 2015-01-08 14:34:24
I remember my blm in Qufim island
Aero - "Wind so swift, it'll cut you booty hole"
Thunder "Tingy sensation to the balls"
Fire "Shouldn't have eaten that burrtio, anal burn"
etc. Ppl hated my blm because i spammed nukes I remember someone who had macros like that. For. Every. Action.
 Cerberus.Conagh
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3,189
By Cerberus.Conagh 2015-01-08 15:11:39
This is Small but Dear lord.
I'm considering adding this into a shout form and hitting the macro in Adoulin or something.
 Asura.Cebera
Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 9
By Asura.Cebera 2015-01-08 15:21:13
I'd like to nominate myself for this...
NIN was my first lv.75 - my Utsusemi: Ichi one was a crime, how many times do you cast that in a exp party? :(
My voke one was "Bookie ~ Wookie: Provoke"... I did NIN and PLD...
Then I had the papa roach/last resort one, and then for souleater - "fear not: the reaper"
Completely forgot about my Shikikoyo one, bust that one out in an Aby party, I had to /blist them to avoid the /stare's of judgement from them :(
Server: Odin
Game: FFXI
Posts: 196
By Odin.Blazeoffury 2015-01-08 15:27:07
When i was a lvl 30ish mnk my WS macro was "I'm Rick James B****! Backhand Blow"
By Blazed1979 2015-01-08 15:27:48
The summoners back in 2003-2005sh were the best.
Those kids took themselves seriously!
You know what kids I'm talking about!
The ones who made their macros in say!
The ones who would get your PT laughed the *** out of Kazham!
"Garuda, goddess of wind, come to me!"
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 879
By Bahamut.Seekerstar 2015-01-08 15:31:48
I am now going to announce all WS I make with a video game quote.
Whether people like it or not. xD
Also, "Carby, I choose you!"
Server: Sylph
Game: FFXI
Posts: 184
By Sylph.Subadai 2015-01-08 15:46:22
Nowadays you could level a job to 99 in the time it took to write that macro.
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Server: Asura
Game: FFXI
Posts: 414
By Asura.Reichleiu 2015-01-08 15:51:22
I need to re-post because no one is going to see it..
But everyone on Asura should remember "BOOM BOOM IN THE UPPER ROOM!"
Also, my friend Jibbles used to have a catchy macro for every single one of his black-mage spells. It was awesome and obnoxious.
By Selindrile 2015-01-09 05:51:19
When i was a lvl 30ish mnk my WS macro was "I'm Rick James B****! Backhand Blow"
At the height of the Chapelle Show's popularity, I was levelling support jobs and party macros were all the rage within my peer group, I had some gems such as:
I wanna (Paeon) you, drip, drip, drip. Yes I do I (Paeon) you.
Clayton's (Ballad): (White Mage) (Power)
Is Wayne Brady going to have to cast (Choke)?
Cerberus.Tidis
Server: Cerberus
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By Cerberus.Tidis 2015-01-09 06:00:55
I had a Flash macro that was simply /p "Final Flash!" after I got really into DBZ, of course I would hit the macro every time it was up, sometimes hitting it pre-emptively as, since this was before I was on Windower I couldn't see the recast so for some it got annoying, in the end someone just told me it was pissing them off.
Server: Cerberus
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By Cerberus.Senkyuutai 2015-01-09 06:35:19
I had a macro that was spamming the whole duration of Hundred Fists. It was fun in Salvage but people were confused in Dynamis.
I had other macros but I forgot most of them, they were usually aimed at making people laugh or making fun of people in a nice way.
Bahamut.Greebo
Server: Bahamut
Game: FFXI
Posts: 42
By Bahamut.Greebo 2015-01-09 06:37:17
I used to just stick 'Spoooon!' at the end of each of my /p weaponskill macros back in the NA launch days.
Cerberus.Wonton
Server: Cerberus
Game: FFXI
Posts: 27
By Cerberus.Wonton 2015-01-09 07:07:02
My D2 macro, rarely used nowadays:
/p Mr. <t>, set a course for your home point, <Warp II>.
/ma "Warp II" <t> <wait 3>
/point motion
/p Engage.
Separate one with Ms. for female avatars.
I also remember some SAM with something like, "Spreads apart butt cheeks to reveal my <Third Eye>"
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Carbuncle.Yellowman
Server: Carbuncle
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By Carbuncle.Yellowman 2015-01-09 10:53:37
This is Small but Dear lord.
I'm considering adding this into a shout form and hitting the macro in Adoulin or something.
Omg after reading all that it made my day today lmao this is very funny i can just imagine my LS mates reactions if this was to happen in our LS lol.
Bismarck.Ihina
Server: Bismarck
Game: FFXI
Posts: 3,187
By Bismarck.Ihina 2015-01-09 10:57:15
I have a /p macro for dia3. It's '/p Dia3'. It's to let the cors know that I dia3'ed.
was in a pty earlier with a thf with a bad pull macro..it got me thinking about all of the bad macros I've seen...some of them are
voke macro consisted of "Yo momma so fat, her way is all the way"
another voke macro: HEY <t> YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT!
other annoying macros..
THF with <call1> in their pulling macro..
Melee that have a macro for WS and like to proclaim every WS in pty
Mages that have a macro for every spell (let GOD shine on you Cure!. May the blessing of the lord grace you Cure2! etc etc)
Anyone else have/seen/heard any annoying macros? lol
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