Things Your Automation Would Say If It Could Talk
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Things your Automation would say if it could talk
Master why don't you get hate when i go away to hide. how the hell am i supose to mpk you.
<Drille>:"The *** are you staring at RNG guy?! Yes, my bow is bigger than yours. Wel, you can take that gay green Robin Hood hat and cram it up your ***."
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"What the eff master? Why the hell is your hand in me? I am not that KIND of PUP you idiot. *overload*"
:0 Mine probably wouldn't say that, but would be funny. lol@ everyones submissions xD Lecter: You said we'd level up together... What happened :(
<Drille>:"I hope you're not thinking about sticking your hand up my ***."
<Drille>:"Damn, I'd use a Flame Holder on that Mithra any day." --Activate after 3 years---
-AHHHH THE LIGHT!!!! IT BURNS!!!!!!!
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Kintoki: Dude.. You've been standing in the same place for 4 hours and you aren't even AFK. WTF?!
I wouldn't be surprise if my auto slapped me
Gilgamesh.Funsam said: "Stop leaving me in your mog house that moogle freaks me out when your not there...." Shiva.Flionheart said: Lecter: You said we'd level up together... What happened :( My automaton kinda fits along these lines.. If my Automaton could talk, I think it'd go a little like this.. (Now, imagine an Automaton in an apron pushing a hover in your mog house...) I want to break free, I want to break free, I want to break free from your lies, You're so self satisfied I don't need you, I've got to break free, God knows, God knows I want to break free I'm too easily amused....
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I would also say to my auto, Why aren't yo in the kitchen making me my damn food!
<Drille about to get hit by a IT+++ mob>:"I think I just soiled my circuits"
Asura.Poupee said: I would also say to my auto, Why aren't yo in the kitchen making me my damn food! Mind blown. Ramuh.Urial said: Asura.Poupee said: I would also say to my auto, Why aren't yo in the kitchen making me my damn food! Mind blown. On a good day:
Chafouin>> BEEP BOOP GONNA KILL A THING OK LET'S KILL ANOTHER THING OK HECK YEAH I AM A KILLBOT BAM SMASH On a bad day: Chafouin>> huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrr *casts silence instead of curing* *Overload* I swear I have two automatons, a smart one and a terrible downsy one. Which one I get on any given day is a crapshoot ; ;
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<Drille>:"Master, I need more lube."
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[34 days between previous and next post]Kagekiyo: Hey master! Your Friend invited us to another merit party! I'm really liking these Greater Colibri.
Two hours later: Kagekiyo: Master, you're dead again?! I'm losing so much time in combat because you just can't keep your Berserk to yourself. If you're going to be this selfish, go jump on SAM, I'm tired of not seeing action! "When are you going to get full usukane?! All the other automation owners have full usukane! Hell that JP over there has his mythic for Altana's sake! What are you doing?...!?!?!? DON'T YOU DARE PRESS THAT BUTTTzzzshhoooo"
Well, I won't be seeing any cure V's for a while but at least he shut the *** up... Diabolos.Gira said: "When are you going to get full usukane?! All the other automation owners have full usukane! Hell that JP over there has his mythic for Altana's sake! What are you doing?...!?!?!? DON'T YOU DARE PRESS THAT BUTTTzzzshhoooo" Well, I won't be seeing any cure V's for a while but at least he shut the *** up... priceless @ the rest omfg... I about fell out of my chair I was laughing so hard... My kage would prolly bitchslap me the second I activated him since I forgot about him and went on to lvl mnk O.o.. poor *** ; ; now once I get my usu I'm after and my last few attachements I'll be good :D mine would be like "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU" -overload-
"Hey, I think I look a lot like the Heartless, too!!"
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[34 days between previous and next post]Mao: Wha you said to attack and SC with you? Hell screw you! i not Rad2.0 to serve you a dam can of soda on cue, And i'll chose whatever WS i please!
I Actually really wish the allow you you talk thru your puppet
Mashira: Wow this tank sucks!" me :Hey! shut up, that's not nice! ...what, he said it! i dunno, seems like it could be fun
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<Drille> Hey hot kitty, wanna show me where your hubby touches you? I've got the doll right here.
<Drille> I've sent my master off to the attachment shop in the red light district... Want to know why they call me BOB?
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well when I refer to mine a a male, it kills me, but when I refer to it as a female, it pwns, so mine is gay, or a chick, or a nazi.
<Automaton> What did you just say? <Nullo> umm your awesome? <Automaton> thats right bish, don't make me deactivate your taru ***! <Nullo> Yes master...
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Yes.. This is where he touched me officer... He just told me to do a little Dexterity maneuver.. and... /sob
<me> Comedie why are you not curing the tank when he has 300 hp?
<Comedie> because everyone knows regen 2 is better then cure 5! i am pretty sure that mine would say lolpup
My automaton's name is Sancho.. SO I assume he speaks Spanish, and we can't communicate without a translator.
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Mine's name is Comedie so I figure he'd say something like: "Oh..you wanted me to heal you?? I thought poisona at 10% hp would be better than cure v..." Then he makes some kind of noise that signifies he's almost happy he let me die again lol
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