This is a story all about how,
My game got flipped turned upside down.
And I'd like to take a minute just sit right there.
Tell you how I became a new 14 player.
In dusty ol Bastok, I was born and raised,
In Valkurm Dunes spendin most of my days,
Vokin' and Curin' and Bashin' all cool
All killin' some gobbies with my ninja tools,
When a couple of Devs, who were actin' all lame,
Started making trouble all up in my game.
Gave us twenny four mo' levels to grow our e-peen,
And I said 'I'm giving up and movin to Fourteen!'
I went to get the game, and when I got near,
The graphics looked fresh and had new music to hear.
If anything I'd say there're still cool guys at Square,
But I thought 'Nah forget it, log on and kill Hares.'
I played until about seven or eight,
I said to Eleven, '*** off, see ya later.'
Took a look at the region, of the new game,
And thought to myself, 'Aw ***, it's the same.'
*Edited for typos.