Therefore, God Doesn't Exist.

Happy?

Constradicting...
There's proof that god doesn't exist.
Neither side can prove or disprove god's existence.
Therefore, god doesn't exist.

Desperation...
If there is any possibility, even one in a billion, that the universe could exist without god's help, then that's exactly what happened.
Therefore, god doesn't exist.

Measurement...
God is everywhere.
If god was everywhere, our instruments that measure things would show that he's there.
They don't.
Therefore, god doesn't exist.

Contrast...
God is supernatural and always existed.
Supernatural contrasts natural.
Therefore, nothing that is supernatural can exist unless something which is natural exists.
Therefore, that which is supernatural could not have always existed.
Therefore, god doesn't exist.

Ridiculous...
Some people believe that god exists.
Some people believe that Santa and the Easter Bunny exist.
Santa and the Easter Bunny do not exist.
Therefore, god doesn't exist.

Dictatorship...
Many dictators claimed to be following god.
Dictators are wrong.
Therefore, god doesn't exist.

lol...
Jesus was either lord, liar, or lunatic.
He was obviously one or both of the latter two, but I can't prove it.
Therefore, god doesn't exist.

Science...
Science is always true.
There is no room for religious faith.
Therefore, god doesn't exist.

Behavior...
Sometimes I do good things and sometimes I do bad things.
When I do something good, it is because I choose to.
God has nothing to do with it.
When I do something bad, it is because I choose to.
The Devil has nothing to do with it.
Whatever I do, it proves that neither God nor the Devil is real.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

Science Vs. Faith...
The sun will rise tomorrow.
I have no doubt about it.
No, I can’t prove it.
It just will.
Faith? No. I have science, so I don’t need faith.
Therefore, God doesn’t exist.

I can't conceieve of a perfect god.
One of the qualities of perfection is existence.
Perfection is concievable
God doesn't exist.

http://www.tektonics.org/guest/300proof.html

Its not up to Atheists to disprove god. Its up to creationists and whatnot to prove that god does in fact exist.

One of the things I find funny is when religious people like Christians for example say that the bible is the word of god. Yet despite its quite obvious contradictions and outright disgusting views... these Christians only decide to follow the rules they choose.

example:
If a man commits adultery with another man's wife--with the wife of his neighbor--both the adulterer and the adulteress must be put to death.

Leviticus 20:10

1 He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord. 2 A *** shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord.

Deuteronomy 23:1

therefore if you are a christian who believes in the bible then if you ever see an adulterer then you must stone them or you will burn forever in hell.

Believe it or not... if you are a true christian.. then shirly phelps got it right. Its a terrible religion but people only choose to follow the bits they like. Quite funny really. DONT USE A HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE BOOK YOU DONT EVEN FOLLOW TO PROVE ANY POINTS YOU MAKE ABOUT YOUR FAITH.

my rant over.

My faith? What faith..?

That was posted as a joke a long *** time ago, on a christian bored in order to troll them. You have been trolled, and an idiot if you believe that, and live by it.

Bulleta, You are a troll. STFU.

Yay for another person trying to be 'original'.
Angsty teenager corner is over there, please feel free to turn the lights off, switch on Thursday and play with some razorblades. We're all out of kleenex though, so I hope that's not a problem :(

I'm going to pretend I'm god, and ... Not exist :)

Who's pretending they are original?

Please...

http://www.tektonics.org/guest/300proof.html


Everything you post can be traced to the source from which you decided to copy/paste, therefore your brain does not exist.

Seriously, do you have any original thoughts? Any at all?

not talking about you.. talking to those creationists ***!

i agree with your points.. just wanted to rant too!

These thoughts and comments are always fun especially when people's avatars and names aren't even original XD

They're not my points. I wanted to share the ones I liked ~.^

I'm not commenting on the content of this post; I just want to say that it's best to avoid posting material that isn't yours, without proper notation as to the source. People could easily accuse you of plagiarism.

I mean, it's not like the "pics that make you lol again" thread, where it's understood that the posts are random stuff from lots of sources.

To start a thread and post a long bit of material that's not yours, with no proper credit, just seems... I dunno. Just sayin'. ^^

EDIT GUYS: I DIDNT MAKE THIS ZOMG~!

I never said I made it. You made the assumption.

These arguments are full of opinion. Regardless of if you made them or not, they're pure fodder. But I suppose you were just going for the 'look cool' effect anyway.

They never you said, that you said that you made it. Stop making assumptions.

I believe they were merely pointing out that perhaps you should credit the source ;o

Oh yeah. Christens should listen to a potty mouth like you instead of the bible.

Bullseye

The source is credited.

Wow this is getting pretty god damn HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE. (no pun intended)

Are you blind?

You never looked cool, you still dont look cool.
Maybe you'd look better in the eyes of your peers if you stop making these troll threads and get rid of the ones you have made already.

Are you double posting? I didn't say it wasn't did I? I said that's what THEY were saying. They never said that you said you made it either, which was my point. Comprende?

Hurray, you edited your post and credited the source, well done!! /sarcasm off

That doesn't change the fact that no mention of the source was made by you until it was pointed out that the material was not original.

God will forgive your transgression if you simply ask him to do so. Neat how that works out, eh?

These topics of yours are stupid and pointless. Please go away.

After it was mentioned that it wasn't credited. Fail ninja edit BTW.

It is true that this thread fails.
If this thread fails, then it is stupid.
If this thread is stupid, then it should not exist.
Therefore, stop posting.

The truth is out!