The Sad Thread.
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the sad thread.
Just depressed today. Been playing this game since it's NA release, off and on. Still no 75 job. Never been to Sky, Sea, Dynamis, etc etc. And now that I'm getting close to a reaching 75... after 6(?) years....everyone will be leaving soon for XIV. Feel free to post your in-game regrets and such. Misery loves company! Turn that frown upside down; I spilt coffee on my balls earlier and it was hot. <.< I hope you got a chuckle out of that at least!
Although in seriousness, I regret alienating a friend of mine on one of my worser nights. That sucks, I know a lot of people in your position. I got 75 in like, 3-4 months upon joining the game and sea/sky/dyna like 6 or so months in. It takes a lot of time and effort, and knowing people. Also helped my first job was bard. ^^;; I wish you luck getting 75, and not everyone will leave for XIV, it probably won't even be as good. *pessimistic*
MY Q_Q OF THE DAY IS... I keep dying on BRD. How. I just sing songs, and then I get keeled. WRY. :< Hmm... well at least i've never gotten coffee on any genitalia.
there's always that to be thankful for! Garuda.Wooooodum said: Turn that frown upside down; I spilt coffee on my balls earlier and it was hot. <.< I hope you got a chuckle out of that at least! lol'd so hard. I'm sorry. :< BENGAY WILL MAKE IT FEEL BETTER!!! >:3
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Remora.Ninian said: Garuda.Wooooodum said: Turn that frown upside down; I spilt coffee on my balls earlier and it was hot. <.< I hope you got a chuckle out of that at least! lol'd so hard. I'm sorry. :< BENGAY WILL MAKE IT FEEL BETTER!!! >:3 I'm loling about it now but I can assure you I wasn't at the time. I've also found this to be a problem though. A few of my long term friends have been playing less and less because they're not happy putting time into a game they know they'll be leaving. I'm still undecided... If the majority of my friends go to 14, then I will too. But at the moment, we're happy in 11.
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Don't be sad! Did you at least enjoy your time since you've been playing? Sometimes, it's not just about getting 75's and accomplishing stuff if you've enjoyed your friends and had fun along the way.
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Remora.Faythe said: Sometimes, it's not just about getting 75's and accomplishing stuff if you've enjoyed your friends and had fun along the way. ^
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How do you spill coffee on your balls? Do you make/drink extremely hot coffee with your balls exposed to the extremely hot coffee? I for one take extreme care to avoid allowing my balls to become exposed to extremely hot coffee.
As for the sadness, don't be. I've been playing since 2004 (albeit just *** around in 04 on a different/first account) and I didn't hit 75 drg until early 2008 or so. Being 75 isn't even that great. I can say 60 was much better (because I was stuck on 60 for 6 months and mostly just pwned 60 cap brenner lol) They expect you to do stuff at 75... like.. have good gear and... merits... and... exp-er-experi-experience or whatever that is lol. Bismarck.Saleam said: How do you spill coffee on your balls? Do you make/drink extremely hot coffee with your balls exposed to the extremely hot coffee? I for one take extreme care to avoid allowing my balls to become exposed to extremely hot coffee. Lol. I was sat down and rushed to answer the phone, knocking the mug of coffee over and it poured all over my groin. I had trousers on but that doesn't stop it hurting like ***. It's not like I sit at my PC with my balls exposed. <.<
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BENGAY MAKES YOUR BALLS FEEL BETTER. DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT A MAN! D:<
>_>;;; Remora.Ninian said: BENGAY MAKES YOUR BALLS FEEL BETTER. DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT A MAN! D:<
>_>;;; The hell is bengay? I just spilled hot coffee on my finger =[ I can see how it is possible to spill coffee that is hot on other parts of my body and can imagine how it would hurt more than the current throbbing pain I feel in my right index finger.
Garuda.Wooooodum said: Remora.Ninian said: BENGAY MAKES YOUR BALLS FEEL BETTER. DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT A MAN! D:<
>_>;;; The hell is bengay? Icyhot D: The stuff athletes put on their muscles to make it feel better. I'm sad from the amount of fail from people thinking FFXIV = dead FFXI
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Ragnarok.Orts said: I regret not finishing my relic.
I regret it too. I got the relic lance drop from dyna after lotting and everything. I was so close... Remora.Ninian said: Garuda.Wooooodum said: Remora.Ninian said: BENGAY MAKES YOUR BALLS FEEL BETTER. DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT A MAN! D:<
>_>;;; The hell is bengay? Icyhot D: The stuff athletes put on their muscles to make it feel better. Oh right! And that would sooth my balls in the event of any further coffee related accidents? I won't be shipping any in given this is the first time, in my memory, I've spilt a drink at my computer. However, being informed and educated on the possibility certainly will have its benefits in the future. We have so derailed this thread, lol. Someone expecting a "What's this guy sad about?" discussion is about to read a discussion about ice packing my balls. Garuda.Wooooodum said: Remora.Ninian said: Garuda.Wooooodum said: Remora.Ninian said: BENGAY MAKES YOUR BALLS FEEL BETTER. DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT A MAN! D:<
>_>;;; The hell is bengay? Icyhot D: The stuff athletes put on their muscles to make it feel better. Oh right! And that would sooth my balls in the event of any further coffee related accidents? I won't be shipping any in given this is the first time, in my memory, I've spilt a drink at my computer. However, being informed and educated on the possibility certainly will have its benefits in the future. We have so derailed this thread, lol. Someone expecting a "What's this guy sad about?" discussion is about to read a discussion about ice packing my balls.[/quote Garuda.Wooooodum said: Remora.Ninian said: Garuda.Wooooodum said: [quote=Remora.Ninian]BENGAY MAKES YOUR BALLS FEEL BETTER. DO IT OR YOU'RE NOT A MAN! D:<
>_>;;; The hell is bengay? Icyhot D: The stuff athletes put on their muscles to make it feel better. Oh right! And that would sooth my balls in the event of any further coffee related accidents? I won't be shipping any in given this is the first time, in my memory, I've spilt a drink at my computer. However, being informed and educated on the possibility certainly will have its benefits in the future. We have so derailed this thread, lol. Someone expecting a "What's this guy sad about?" discussion is about to read a discussion about ice packing my balls. Ahahaha. Don't do it, I was kidding (MEAN JOKE!). XD Maybe an icepack but dooon't use the cream. Remora.Ninian said: Ahahaha. Don't do it, I was kidding (MEAN JOKE!). XD Maybe an icepack but dooon't use the cream. Just in time. My bengay covered hand was inches away. lol'd! YOU CAN TRY IT IF YOU WANT! It can't be that bad, right? <_<
Remora.Ninian said: lol'd! YOU CAN TRY IT IF YOU WANT! It can't be that bad, right? <_< I honestly have no idea, I've only just opened the wikipedia article. Garuda.Wooooodum said: Remora.Ninian said: lol'd! YOU CAN TRY IT IF YOU WANT! It can't be that bad, right? <_< I honestly have no idea, I've only just opened the wikipedia article. Ahahahahahahahaha. I won't spoil it for you then~ :3 Remora.Ninian said: Garuda.Wooooodum said: Remora.Ninian said: lol'd! YOU CAN TRY IT IF YOU WANT! It can't be that bad, right? <_< I honestly have no idea, I've only just opened the wikipedia article. Ahahahahahahahaha. I won't spoil it for you then~ :3 Hmmm... That wouldn't have been fun. Glad you had that offhand. XD~
I never thought a conversation about spilling hot coffee on my gonads could be so entertaining.
Nice pic, btw. Very suitable. :P Anyone interested in a TMI related story?
Remora.Ninian said: Anyone interested in a TMI related story? Yes. I'll read it when I get back from work :O |
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