Yestin-Ovestin Is A Fraud!

As 'everyone knows', to obtain rune fencer Relic Armor, you go to the West Adoulin Waterfront and trade materials to a particularly snobby taru by the name of Yestin-Ovestin, via the Inconspicuous Barrel. He spends a gameday and crafts your rune fencer armor for you.

... or does he?

If you are impatient and click on the Inconspicuous Barrel a couple of times while the work is incomplete, you're treated to a revealing bit of dialogue, that changes depending on which piece of gear you're crafting. For example, for Futhark Coat:

Jerra Ndala : I'm an expurrrt at weaving cloth! My fingers never have trrrouble finding the seam.
Yestin-Ovestin : Stop being inappropriataru and get to work!


I dunno, seems pretty tame to me. Then again...

Futhark Bandeau:

Jerra Ndala : You're wrrringing the most out of that steel... It started out as a soft chunk of slag, but now it's so bulbous and hard.
Yestin-Ovestin : Stop being inappropriataru and get to work!


Yikes, that went from 0 to XI fast!

Who is Jerra Ndala? Why, none other than the mithra that makes rune fencer Artifact Armor! So, there you have it - a scandalous exposé that reveals that Jerra Ndala is the crafter behind both RUN Artifact and Relic gear, and Yestin-Ovestin is a shameless fraud stealing credit for her work. As if we needed any more reason to dislike Yestin-Ovestin...

Clearly a Republican.

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What the hell is even that?