The Tough Question Game <.<..

While cybering, if someone says they put on their mystic hat of wonder and starts to cast level 4 enchantment on you, what do you say in reply?

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BANANA HAMMOCK!

TOUGH QUESTION:

if you have a hot girlfriend or mom, can I *** her?

No.

Tough Question:

What came first the chicken or the egg?

who cares, they both taste good.

This is a good one.
It is time to elect a new world leader, and only your vote counts. Here are the facts about the three candidates. Who would you vote for?

Candidate A.
Associates with crooked politicians, and consults with astrologist He's had two mistresses. He also chain smokes and drinks 8 to 10 martinis a day.

Candidate B.
He was kicked out of office twice, sleeps until noon, used opium in college and drinks a quart of whiskey every evening.

Candidate C
He is a decorated war hero. He's a vegetarian, doesn't smoke, drinks an occasional beer and never cheated on his wife.

Who would you choose?

Candidate A, at least the astrology tidbit is interesting. Alas, he seams somewhat relatable to me.

Q:
why does it seam that most everyone on this forum hates bigboy?

idk who bigboy is... but the answers for that question were:
Candidate A is Franklin D. Roosevelt.
Candidate B is Winston Churchill.
Candidate C is Adolph Hitler.