ZYLAN, FOR THROWING AN ALL-MAN PARTY WITHOUT THE AUTHORIZTION FROM THE GAY PRIDE ORGANIZATION, I HEREBY BAN YOU TO A LIFETIME OF HOMOSEXUAL RUBBING AND TOUCHING...
ZYLAN, FOR BRINGING SUCH BLASPHEMY INTO MY HOUSE, I BAN YOU TO A HALFWAY HOUSE FOR INTERNET PEDOPHILES. WE ALL KNOW THERE ARE NO WOMEN ON THE INTERNET...