3 bad days away from being a clown
I never really liked clowns...or mimes.. or jugglers.... or people that wear costumes.
bunch of creeps if you ask me... wtf do you want to be around other people's kids for?
little kids are ***...
in fifth or sixth grade they took us to Sea World on a field trip and we got a hold of one of the mascots...can't remember what he was dressed as.. dolphin guy or something...but he had mouthed off to someone in our group and we drug him somewhere off the path and kicked his *** for almost an hour... there were at least twenty of us taking turns ...
what a nightmare... barely able to breathe... it's like 140 degrees in those stupid outfits and the last thing you see through the eyeholes of your stupid giant puppet head is getting taken down by a pack of twelve year olds and stomped stupid with Size 5 Keds Sneakers for an hour...
The rest of the day was pretty uneventful....someone in our group later remarked that he was bored and we should go find that guy and beat him up some more....