So I was sitting in my cell today, chipping away at the wall of the gaol with what's left of my Verethragna... when the GM walks up to my cell and is all like "Hey scum, looks like it's your lucky day. You're a rank 1 winner." Obviously, there is no "Get out of Gaol Free" card in the rank one prizes. I ask the portly man "What do I win? If it's not getting out of here, what good does it do me?"
Right around that time, the GM's friends show up. I can feel him grinning through his helmet. "Show him his prize, boys." No sooner did the words leave his mouth, a rain of bonanza balls come hailing down from the crowd. Staring at imminent death, I took a single breath. I truly had nothing left. I closed my eyes for one last time... and said "Goodbye."