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Random Politics & Religion #28: The Last One
By Ramyrez 2017-10-18 11:16:45
I'm down with anything that cuts down on traffic and lines.
The planet tried. AIDS didn't work so at this point I think it's content to just let us handle ourselves.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-10-18 11:22:58
I'm down with anything that cuts down on traffic and lines.
The planet tried. AIDS didn't work so at this point I think it's content to just let us handle ourselves. The world knows we are the best people to kill ourselves.
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By Shiva.Shruiken 2017-10-18 11:26:09
AIDS didn't work so at this point I think it's content to just let us handle ourselves.
This is the NRA's new mission statement.
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-10-18 11:29:49
Oh no it hasn't ramy.
There WILL be an ebola 2.0 that will kill millions within our lifetime. Overpopulation, starvation, and unsanitary conditions can not run rampant without consequence. I *** guarantee it. I just wish I'd have been smart like you and not had children.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-10-18 12:01:30
Ehh, I'm betting a super flu bug will be the bane of humans.
I mean, the flu in Australia already took out 72 people so far this season. What's to say it wouldn't take out half the population of Africa, or worse, South Dakota?
By Ramyrez 2017-10-18 12:06:10
Oh no it hasn't ramy.
There WILL be an ebola 2.0 that will kill millions within our lifetime. Overpopulation, starvation, and unsanitary conditions can not run rampant without consequence. I *** guarantee it. I just wish I'd have been smart like you and not had children.
We're probably overdue for our next major plague. A new Spanish Flu or some such. Or maybe an oldie-but-goodie striking because the herd immunity has gotten too low due to *** hippies who know better than doctors.
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By Asura.Saevel 2017-10-18 12:07:17
Oh no it hasn't ramy.
There WILL be an ebola 2.0 that will kill millions within our lifetime. Overpopulation, starvation, and unsanitary conditions can not run rampant without consequence. I *** guarantee it. I just wish I'd have been smart like you and not had children.
And it's all going to be in India, China or some other ***hole that refuses to practice basic sanitation. First world nations are going to be fine.
By Ramyrez 2017-10-18 12:08:34
Ehh, I'm betting a super flu bug will be the bane of humans.
Great book on this topic.
I suggest the Reaganites skip the last couple of chapters because she's not very nice about RR's idiotic response to the AIDS epidemic, but otherwise it's a solid book for all audiences.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-10-18 12:12:35
We're probably overdue for our next major plague. Ooo, I hope it's the septicemic plague!
By Ramyrez 2017-10-18 12:17:05
We're probably overdue for our next major plague. Ooo, I hope it's the septicemic plague!
I hope it's locusts.
By Zerowone 2017-10-18 12:26:55
Oh no it hasn't ramy.
There WILL be an ebola 2.0 that will kill millions within our lifetime. Overpopulation, starvation, and unsanitary conditions can not run rampant without consequence. I *** guarantee it. I just wish I'd have been smart like you and not had children.
If the way the rainforest handles population control is any indication, it will probably come in the form of Ophiocordyceps.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-10-18 12:27:41
We're probably overdue for our next major plague. Ooo, I hope it's the septicemic plague!
I hope it's locusts. I'll see your locusts and raise you frogs!
Siren.Mosin
By Siren.Mosin 2017-10-18 12:30:17
Stop it you're getting me hot. love when I have to google a word.
By Zerowone 2017-10-18 12:31:11
Stop it you're getting me hot. love when I have to google a word.
Zombie-Fungus.
By Ramyrez 2017-10-18 12:34:07
We're probably overdue for our next major plague. Ooo, I hope it's the septicemic plague!
I hope it's locusts. I'll see your locusts and raise you frogs!
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-10-18 12:43:44
and you hippies want to take away my AK-47....
By Shiva.Shruiken 2017-10-18 12:46:15
Stop it you're getting me hot. love when I have to google a word.
here take this!
By Ramyrez 2017-10-18 12:46:23
and you hippies want to take away my AK-47....
When in doubt, remember that flame throwers are quite legal.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-10-18 12:52:27
and you hippies want to take away my AK-47....
When in doubt, remember that flame throwers are quite legal. ...for now.
Just wait until the next mass murder using flame throwers, then, and only then, will people demand that flame throwers not be for public sale.
Never mind the 100s of other uses that flame throwers are used for.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-10-18 12:54:40
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By Ramyrez 2017-10-18 12:58:17
and you hippies want to take away my AK-47....
When in doubt, remember that flame throwers are quite legal. ...for now.
Just wait until the next mass murder using flame throwers, then, and only then, will people demand that flame throwers not be for public sale.
Never mind the 100s of other uses that flame throwers are used for.
I mean, you may be able to put the kibosh on military-style flamethrowers, but Lowes isn't going out of business any time soon, nor is consumer propane.
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-10-18 13:03:39
and you hippies want to take away my AK-47....
When in doubt, remember that flame throwers are quite legal. ...for now.
Just wait until the next mass murder using flame throwers, then, and only then, will people demand that flame throwers not be for public sale.
Never mind the 100s of other uses that flame throwers are used for.
I mean, you may be able to put the kibosh on military-style flamethrowers, but Lowes isn't going out of business any time soon, nor is consumer propane. Until the hippies demand it for them to go out of business.
Cause, you know, propane = global warming. This data* driven chart proves it!
*data subject to change when needed.
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By Ramyrez 2017-10-18 13:09:27
Until the hippies demand it for them to go out of business.
NOT THE BBQ!
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-10-18 13:12:05
It would be a double win for them.
No more propane and also no more cooked meat.
By Ramyrez 2017-10-18 13:14:41
It would be a double win for them.
No more propane and also no more cooked meat.
They can't take it from me!
They're too weak because they didn't eat their meat!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-10-18 13:15:38
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By Ramyrez 2017-10-18 13:16:26
I mean, really. If they take the propane away we'll just cut down more trees for old-fashioned BBQ.
They can't win here. I'm putting it in my will. "If I am killed by rampaging hippies I require the punishment for their murder be that they must consume my delectable flesh, slow roasted over a lovely BBQ pit, smoked with fine applewood chips of the highest quality."
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2017-10-18 13:19:47
What about if you are killed by rampaging conservatives and/or businessmen?
/plans a bus full of Wall-Street bankers to drive through Ramy's house in the middle of the night
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Old one went on long enough.
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