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/clears throat
We stand united as americans against a common enemy....and that enemy is
CANADA.
you aren't fooling anyone donnie... we've heard your brand of pettiness and condescension a thousand times before... mostly in the south... where women say things like...'well bless his little heart'... which can mean just about anything...but it's the way they say it... that reveals one of it's true meaning...which is typically 'I'm sorry that you're too HELP I AM TRAPPED IN 2006 PLEASE SEND A TIME MACHINE to realize that I'm putting you down'...
you're mistaken in believing that it somehow matters
how you tell someone to go *** themselves...you believe that if you chose your words carefully enough that you can somehow avoid hostility or a hostile reaction.
BUT YOU ARE WRONG
it's time to face the
ugly truth donnie...and not just the one you see in the mirror every day...the ugly truth that you are the the very worst of all of us.
because on top of being just as big of a *** and a douchebag as me,
you try to sugar coat everything like some kind of mother *** canadian willy wonka pouring maple syrup all over RPR... you try to phrase things in such a way that you can later claim... that wasn't what you meant all along.
WELL *** YOU
you can try to polish that turd of an ego of yours all day every day for ten more years but it will never shine.
because we can read between the lines donnie.... well.. not foney.... or eslim... ok probably not nausi either...and girlboy can only skim...
but the four or five of us that can read know when your bloated superior attitude makes it's lame attempt to try to con everyone into thinking you are rising up like the phoenix out of the ashes of stupidity. when you're really at the bottom of the smoking pile.
it's not because you talk down to everyone else... we all bust each other's humps on the regular...it's because you don't have the balls to shoot straight and talk directly to anyone. you gotta beat around the bush like a pansy..hinting, insinuating, generalizing so later you can claim your remarks weren't aimed directly at whoever responds. /woosy voice
oh I didn't mean you kingnobody I meant in general
I don't like you and I think you are full of ***.
and there isn't anyone on this godforsaken shithole for rat turds that ever had any question about my feelings towards you. they're crystal *** clear.
I have left no room for error. No not one question remains. I hate your guts and there isn't anyone here that doesn't know it.
You disgust me. and when I spend too long thinking about it I almost start feeling ashamed we both share the same gender...but then that shame turns straight into anger...and then rage...and then hatred and then anger but sooner or later usually I forget because I'm a dumb old ***.
and you can come right out and say it cheesedick...lose your temper...scream and curse like a drunk at a cleveland indians game... inside of all that weepy blubber a MAN is trying to get out. an american man. a man's man. an every man... your average joe ***...
release him from his pretty pink polka-dot prison of apologetic self loathing and bust me square the chops.
THIS IS SPARTA