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Ask the Mod: Dameshi
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-12-05 08:25:20
I swear I won't make up every answer.
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By Cerberus.Tidis 2016-12-05 08:32:04
I was going to ask how I don't know you despite having 29k posts but then I read your forum history so I will reword...
Do you feel comfortable leaving the relative safety of FFXIAH Linkshell Ni to venture into the wretched abyss of what is known as "The rest of FFXIAH"?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-12-05 08:38:20
I was going to ask how I don't know you despite having 29k posts but then I read your forum history so I will reword...
Do you feel comfortable leaving the relative safety of FFXIAH Linkshell Ni to venture into the wretched abyss of what is known as "The rest of FFXIAH"? An excellent question and one which I will answer with a lengthy-ish response which after reading you will feel was "sub-par".
While not an avid poster outside the thick walls of Ni, I do lurk the rest of AH much as how Nessie lurks the waters of Loch Ness. That being said, I am willing to integrate into society though an armed personal escort might be nice. Maybe Rooks can look into that.
At the end of the day, rules are rules no matter the thread. So I am confident that I will only be a minor let down at best. Okay, that wasn't lengthy at all.
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-12-05 08:39:42
Do you believe in bigfoot?
...in ghosts?
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-12-05 08:40:16
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-12-05 08:40:28
Do you believe in bigfoot?
...in ghosts? I only believe in Bigfoot's ghost.
By Ramyrez 2016-12-05 08:40:41
The idea of Ni as a safe space is really mind breaking.
I mean, most of the time I'm there I figure it's a form of penance.
I've always pictured FFXIAH like the Monty Python "Argument Sketch" at the beginning.
You come here looking to argue about the game or, if you really hate yourself, politics & religion...but you accidentally wander into Ni and you get Abuse instead.
...and some sick people decide we like it and stay.
By fonewear 2016-12-05 08:46:13
Can you tell the difference between butter and "I can't believe it's not butter" ?
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By Cerberus.Tidis 2016-12-05 08:47:30
I'll be honest, I've never been in Ni, I just assumed that we were already scraping the bottom of the barrel and Ni was the cream of the crop.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2016-12-05 08:50:23
I was going to ask how I don't know you despite having 29k posts but then I read your forum history so I will reword...
Do you feel comfortable leaving the relative safety of FFXIAH Linkshell Ni to venture into the wretched abyss of what is known as "The rest of FFXIAH"? An excellent question and one which I will answer with a lengthy-ish response which after reading you will feel was "sub-par".
While not an avid poster outside the thick walls of Ni, I do lurk the rest of AH much as how Nessie lurks the waters of Loch Ness. That being said, I am willing to integrate into society though an armed personal escort might be nice. Maybe Rooks can look into that.
At the end of the day, rules are rules no matter the thread. So I am confident that I will only be a minor let down at best. Okay, that wasn't lengthy at all. Will there be applications for the armed escort?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-12-05 08:57:06
Can you tell the difference between butter and "I can't believe it's not butter" ? That is a complicated question.
You see, if you were to hand me a piece of toast with butter and a piece of toast with "I can't believe it's not butter" I would not be able to tell the difference. Taste, smell, visuals, feel, nothing would help.
Now, if you were to give me the aforementioned toast and ask me to decide which is which, that's when the work begins. After extensive lab tests including blood test, litmus test, wafting method, electrotherapy, and looking at what container each came from, I would be able to give an answer.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-12-05 08:59:15
I was going to ask how I don't know you despite having 29k posts but then I read your forum history so I will reword...
Do you feel comfortable leaving the relative safety of FFXIAH Linkshell Ni to venture into the wretched abyss of what is known as "The rest of FFXIAH"? An excellent question and one which I will answer with a lengthy-ish response which after reading you will feel was "sub-par".
While not an avid poster outside the thick walls of Ni, I do lurk the rest of AH much as how Nessie lurks the waters of Loch Ness. That being said, I am willing to integrate into society though an armed personal escort might be nice. Maybe Rooks can look into that.
At the end of the day, rules are rules no matter the thread. So I am confident that I will only be a minor let down at best. Okay, that wasn't lengthy at all. Will there be applications for the armed escort? That's more of a Rooks question. I can tell you the pay will be non-existent and the workload immense.
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By Grumpy Cat 2016-12-05 11:20:20
Why did you steal my job?
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By Jetackuu 2016-12-05 11:25:33
Why did you steal my job?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2016-12-05 11:33:02
Before the pitchforks come out and the riot starts, let me say that steal is such an ugly word. Why must we boil down what may or may not have happened in such a negative way by using language as such. Can we not shed things in a more positive light? Perhaps a better verb could used, such as borrow, abscond, or rigged system?
Furthermore, I state that no job can be stolen. Jobs are either gained or lost, but not stolen.
In closing, can't we all agree that the only reason to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is for the peanut butter? Why do we even put the jelly on it?
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-12-05 11:34:12
Crooked, lyin' Meshi, folks.
Have you guys SEEN his emails?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-12-05 11:34:33
what are your thoughts bout the new Marvel vs Capcom ?
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By Chu Chu 2016-12-05 11:34:45
can you see notes written on my account from past stuff? o.o
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By Grumpy Cat 2016-12-05 11:35:47
In closing, can't we all agree that the only reason to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is for the peanut butter? Why do we even put the jelly on it?
I am a recent convert to Uncrustables so I can no longer weigh in on this.
Creamy or Chunky though?
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2016-12-05 11:40:49
can you see notes written on my account from past stuff? o.o
well now he'll look! >.<
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By Anna Ruthven 2016-12-05 11:41:44
In closing, can't we all agree that the only reason to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is for the peanut butter? Why do we even put the jelly on it?
I am a recent convert to Uncrustables so I can no longer weigh in on this.
Creamy or Chunky though? See, Ack & Rooks? SEE?!
Never doubt the uncrustables.
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By Valefor.Omnys 2016-12-05 11:43:49
I am a recent convert to Uncrustables so I can no longer weigh in on this.
Creamy or Chunky though?
If you eat enough uncrustables, you can weigh in on anything you like--so long as it's sturdy enough.
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By Idiot Boy 2016-12-05 11:44:36
In closing, can't we all agree that the only reason to eat a peanut butter and jelly sandwich is for the peanut butter? Why do we even put the jelly on it?
I am a recent convert to Uncrustables so I can no longer weigh in on this.
Creamy or Chunky though? See, Ack & Rooks? SEE?!
I do see - that we were right not to hire him.
My three year old eats the damned crusts, ya *** man-babies. Make a proper sandwich.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2016-12-05 11:53:33
By Jetackuu 2016-12-05 12:04:21
Crusts are fine, but none of that crunchy ***.
By Ramyrez 2016-12-05 12:12:31
*** that. Give me a hearty loaf of fresh-made, crunchy-crusted Italian or French bread.
Edit: or better yet, a high-quality marbled rye!
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-12-05 12:16:08
I'll pinch a loaf for ya, Rammathorne.
That's my question.
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By Ramyrez 2016-12-05 12:19:02
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Valefor.Sehachan
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2016-12-05 12:27:50
Ew crusts.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2016-12-05 12:29:05
So ew crusts, but poop is fine?
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I swear I won't make up every answer.
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