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Full Potato Thread!!!
By Bloodrose 2015-01-15 15:19:42
Are you kidding? The POTATO was the only reason it rose to glory in the first place!
They wanted to use a BANANA chip as the next power source, and it failed miserably.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-01-15 17:01:22
A long time ago, in a potato far, far away....
It is a period of civil war against the Austrian Habsburg Monarchy to prevent the Habsburgs from acquiring the Electorate of Bavaria. Rebel potatoships, striking from a hidden potato, have won their first victory against the evil Galactic Empire.
During the War of the Bavarian Succession, potato spies managed to steal secret plans to the Empire's ultimate weapon, the DEATH POTATO, an armored space potato with enough power to destroy an entire planet.
Pursued by the Austrian Habsburg Monarchy sinister agents, Princess Leia races home aboard her potato, custodian of the stolen plans that can end the Kartoffelkrieg (Potato War) saving her people, restoring freedom to the galaxy....
source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/War_of_the_Bavarian_Succession
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2015-01-15 17:03:06
Best. Pic. Ever!
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By Fenrir.Schutz 2015-01-15 23:18:59
I can't remember the last time I had a baked potato ....
The movie "Soul Plane" has forever ruined this for me. I sadly cannot look at this without remembering that movie...
/scarred for life ;_;
*potato bump*
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-01-16 01:27:28
Bismarck.Josiahfk said: »I should also mention that the regally royal potato is also known affectionately as "Pomme de terre" in French, and that "French fries" are called "Pomme Frites"
(Giving some love to France in their time of grievance) that's like saying "the thing you write with on paper? it's affectionately known as a "pen."
I have no clue how affection came into your post; pomme de terre just literally means "apple of the earth" since they were discovered after apples lol Potato, this potato may answer your question.
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-01-16 05:44:37
3:40am get a call from my boss asking what "full potato" means because I used the term in an incident report lol the potatoes are affecting my life
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By Cerberus.Conagh 2015-01-16 12:12:21
Careful lets not give gun activists new Pototoes to protect from guns.
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By Odin.Blazeoffury 2015-01-16 13:05:03
Is potato isolated to these forums or is this becoming a universal term? lol
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By Bahamut.Soraishin 2015-01-16 13:47:31
juicy j and diglett look like potato
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By Cerberus.Anjisnu 2015-01-16 14:32:55
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-01-16 16:25:04
Is potato isolated to these forums or is this becoming a universal term? lol One does not simply backtrace the root of potato.
Potato roots run deep.
Potato.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-01-16 17:50:26
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By Odin.Blazeoffury 2015-01-16 17:59:01
Is potato isolated to these forums or is this becoming a universal term? lol Potato is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. It is omnipotent and omniscient. You do not question the realm of potato, for potato is everywhere. Is this merely written by man? What scientific proof do you wield? Pics or didn't happen. I believe in Bananas.
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By Garuda.Chanti 2015-01-16 21:05:22
Purple potatoes!
Quote: It was a one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple potato eater
(One-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple potato eater)
A one-eyed, one-horned, flyin' purple potato eater
Sure looks strange to me (One eye?)
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By Bloodrose 2015-01-18 17:59:33
Potato shall inherit the Earth.
By Potato, thy will be done.
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By Cerberus.Conagh 2015-01-18 20:16:14
Is potato isolated to these forums or is this becoming a universal term? lol Potato is the alpha and the omega, the beginning and the end. It is omnipotent and omniscient. You do not question the realm of potato, for potato is everywhere. Is this merely written by man? What scientific proof do you wield? Pics or didn't happen. I believe in Bananas.
Potatoes grow from the ground, the ground makes up everything in the world, the world is part of the universe, and the universe is part of everything!
Therefore, the Potatoes is part of everything ergo, is everything.
Not enough Potato Blaze
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-01-19 16:16:57
This the am is accept my potato and embrace it is not bad thank you.
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By Asura.Jezzus 2015-01-20 16:45:22
This thread is totting spuds!
Go to 1:00 into the song.
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-01-22 21:36:13
Happy National Potato Day! Fun Facts And Trivia About Potatoes.
Happy National Potato Day! Monday, Aug. 19, 2013, is a day to celebrate one of America’s favorite foods, according to ABC News, and we've compiled some facts and trivia about potatoes. Whether they are mashed, baked, boiled, whipped, fried or scalloped, most everyone enjoys potatoes. Not only are there seemingly endless ways to make them, they can also be eaten for any meal: breakfast, lunch, dinner or even dessert!
Check out a list of fun facts and trivia about potatoes, courtesy of Science Kidz, Farm Flavor and Potato.ie below:
--Potato actually comes from the Spanish world patata.
--Potatoes contain different vitamins and minerals.
--Aside from dairy products, potatoes are the most consumed produce in the U.S.
--The Incas used potatoes to treat injuries and they thought spuds made childbirth easier.
--Potato plants are usually pollinated by insects like bumblebees.
--Potatoes have more potassium than bananas
--French fries were first served in America in 1801
--The Great Famine in Ireland in the 1850s was because of a potato disease called potato blight. Nearly 1 million people who depended on the food source died.
--The U.N. International Year of the Potato was 2008.
--Potatoes are vegetables, but they contain a large amount of starch, which makes them more like pasta, rice, and bread as far as nutrition is concerned.
--Another name for potato is spud, though it is not as common.
--China produces the most potatoes, according to a 2010 statistic.
--Potato chips are one of the most common snacks, despite being generally unhealthy.
--Potatoes became the first food to grow in space when potato plants were taken aboard the space shuttle Columbia in 1995.
--The sweet potato is only roughly related to the potato, despite their common name.
--The world’s biggest potato weighed 18 pounds, 4 ounces, according to Guinness Book of World. Seventy-three medium fries at McDonald’s could be sold with that big of a spud!
--Scots refused to eat potatoes for a time because they were not mentioned in the Bible.
source: http://m.ibtimes.com/happy-national-potato-day-fun-facts-trivia-about-potatoes-1391267
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By Odin.Korebin 2015-01-23 14:48:35
Read this earlier today, first thread that popped in my head.
Potato
enjoy!
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-01-28 03:32:35
Read this earlier today, first thread that popped in my head.
Potato
enjoy!
"Let me tell you that I have made a bad mistake this evening.
My girlfriend (who let me tell you is only my 2nd girlfriend of all time) said I am "invited to dinner" with her and her parents. I was very aghast, nervous, and bashful to be invited to such a situation. But I knew it must be done.
I met them nicely, I should tell you, and it started off in a good way. The idea slapped my mind that I should do a comic bit, to make a good impression and become known to them as a person who is amusing.
When I saw that baked potatoes were served I got the idea that it would be very good if I pretended I did not know what potatoes was. That would be funny.
Well let me tell you: backfired on my face. I'll tell you how.
So first when the potato became on my plate, I acted very interesting. I showed an expression on my face so as to seem that I was confused, astounded but in a restrained way, curious, and interested. They did notice, and seemed confused, but did not remark. So I asked "This looks very interesting. What is this?"
They stared at me and the mother said "It's a baked potato." And I was saying "Oh, interesting, a baked....what is it again?"
And she was like "A potato."
And I was like "A 'potato', oh interesting. Never heard of a potato, looks pretty good."
And then they didn't see I was clowning, but thought I really did not know what is a potato. So I knew I would be very shamed, humiliated, depressed, and disgusted if I admitted to making a bad joke, so what I did was to act as if it was not a joke but I committed to the act of pretending I didn't know what a potato is.
They asked me, VERY incredulous, did I really not know what a potato is? That I never heard of a potato. I went with it and told them, yes, I did not ever even hear of a potato. Not only had I never eaten a potato I had never heard the word potato.
This went on for a bit and my girlfriend was acting very confused and embarrassed by my "*** up antics", and then the more insistent I was about not knowing what a potato is was when them parents starting thinking I DID know what a potato was.
Well let me tell you I had to commit 100% at this point. When I would not admit to knowing what a potato was, the father especially began to get annoyed. At one point he said something like "Enough is enough. You're *** with us. Admit it." And I said "Sir, before today I never heard of a potato. I still don't know what a potato is, other than some kind of food. I don't know what to tell you."
Well let me tell you he got very annoyed. I decided to take a bite of the potato, and when I did I made a high pitched noise and said "Taste's very strange!"
That is when the father started yelling at me, and the mother kept saying "What are you doing?" and my girlfriend went to some other room.
Finally the father said I should "Get the *** out of his house" and I said it was irrational to treat me like this just because I never heard of a potato before. Well let me tell you he didn't take that kindly.
Now in text messages I have been telling my girlfriend I really don't know what a potato is. The only way I can ever get out of this is for them to buy that I don't know what a potato is.
I wish I never started it but I can't go back. I think she will break up with me anyway."
http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/14q1lq/collection_of_my_favorite_latvian_jokes/
^This was a funny link shared on that pages comments.
Also potato.
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By Odin.Korebin 2015-01-28 11:15:04
I would wear this on one of those Che shirts! Such intensity in those eyes!
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-04-22 00:00:33
giant potato or an unhatched pod-person?
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By Valefor.Endoq 2015-08-20 16:00:04
Why does this thread get demained and other fun threads like "pics that make you lol" and "random thoughts" and various thread games stay mained?
This thread was full of good natured fun just like those other threads. Being able to laugh off stress in nonserious threads like these is good for the mental/emotional health of the sites users. Especially after spending time in some of the more serious threads where feels get hurt and tempers can really become elevated.
So don't be so quick to squash the potato thread!
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Let's discuss the hottest topic of ffxiah:
Potatoes!
Who doesn't love a potato?!
Mashed? Baked? Fried? Uncooked?! WOW! So many conflicting ways to potato!
I happen to love any kind of potato, especially tater tots!
(But I find crinkle cut potato fries limp and offencive, they should burn, BUUUURRRN!)
My favorite animal is without a doubt; the potato.
I had this crazy mashed potato stuff once. It had corned beef and pickles in it. Sounds disgusting but it was sooooo goooood I went back for seconds, thirds, and fourths! I went full potato on this stuff!
I love baked potato threads! Don't we all?!
I can't remember the last time I had a baked potato ....
Potato plants are also in the nightshade family, and their berries that grow above ground are deadly, and that the potato it's self is the only part of the plant that will not kill you untill you are dead :|
Even that potato it's self can be deadly if it is a green potato.
(Going green isn't always good! Fight against the green agenda! ...oh wait) Horrific Tales of Potatoes That Caused Mass Sickness and Even Death
A greened potato indicates the presence of a toxin that can cause gastrointestinal distress, induce coma or even death within 24 hours of consumption

It was the second day of autumn term at a small boys’ school in South London in 1979. Without warning, 78 schoolboys and a handful of monitors simultaneously fell ill. Symptoms included vomiting, diarrhea, abdominal pain and, in severe cases, depression of the central nervous system. Several patients were comatose with episodes of convulsive twitching and violent fits of fever. In many patients, there were signs of peripheral circulatory collapse. Within five days of the initial outbreak, all patients recovered in full, though some hallucinated for several days, Mary McMillan and J.C. Thompson report in the Quarterly Journal of Medicine. But what could cause such a sudden and mysterious illness?
Turns out, a bag of potatoes left in storage from the previous summer term.
After careful analysis of the sequence of events, the onset of symptoms was pinpointed to about four to 14 hours after the boys had eaten boiled potatoes that had a high concentration of the toxin, solanine, a glycoalkaloid that was first isolated in 1820 in the berries of a European black nightshade. Nightshade is the term used to describe over 2,800 species of plants in the scientific family, Solanaceae. Eggplants, tomatoes, and some berries are common members of the nightshade family—many of them contain highly toxic alkaloids.
That said, the potato is the most common cause of solanine poisoning in humans. But how do you know when solanine is present in a potato? The tuber is turning green.
Though the green color that forms on the skin of a potato is actually chlorophyll, which isn’t toxic at all (it’s the plant’s response to light exposure), the presence of chlorophyll indicates concentrations of solanine. The nerve toxin is produced in the green part of the potato (the leaves, the stem, and any green spots on the skin). The reason it exists? It’s a part of the plant’s defense against insects, disease and other predators.
If you eat enough of the green stuff, it can cause vomiting, diarrhea, headaches, paralysis of the central nervous system (as evidenced by the incident above) but in some rare cases the poisoning can cause coma—even death. Studies have recorded illnesses caused by a range of 30 to 50 mg of solanine per 100 grams of potato, but symptoms vary depending on the ratio of body weight of the toxin and the individual’s tolerance of the alkaloid. The following cases recorded in various medical journals include examples of some of the most severe cases of solanine poisoning (many of which resulted in death):
1899: After eating cooked potatoes containing 0.24 mg of solanine per gram of potato, 56 German soldiers experienced solanine poisoning. Though all recovered, in a few cases, jaundice and partial paralysis were observed.
1918: In Glasgow, Scotland, 61 people from 18 separate households were affected at once by a bad batch of potatoes. The following day, a five-year-old boy died of strangulation of the bowel following extreme retching and vomiting. According to “An Investigation of Solanine Poisoning” by S. G. Willimott, PhD, B.Sc. published in 1933, the case was investigated by scientists, R. W. Harris and T. Cockburn, who concluded in their article, “Alleged Poisoning By Potatoes” (1918), that the poisoning was the result of eating potatoes which contained five or six times the amount of solanine found in normal potatoes. Willimott cites this particular occurrence as an example of the toxin’s prevalence: “A review of the literature reveals the fact that authentic cases of solanine poisoning are not so rare as authorities appear to believe.”
1922: In autumn of this year, a serious epidemic broke out in Germany which was traced to the abnormal content of solanine in the potato crop.
1925: Seven members of a family were poisoned by greened potatoes. Two of them died. According to reports, symptoms included vomiting, extreme exhaustion, but no convulsions like that of the schoolboys in London. Breathing was rapid and labored until consciousness was lost a few hours before death.
1948: A case of solanine poisoning involving the potato’s nightshade relative, the berry, was recorded in the article “A Fatal Case of Solanine Poisoning“ published in the British Medical Journal. On August 13 of that year, a 9-year-old girl with a bad habit of snacking on the berries that grew along the railroad tracks by her house was admitted to the hospital with symptoms of vomiting, abdominal pain, and distressed breathing. She died two days later. An autopsy found hemorrhages in the mucosa of stomach and middle section of her small intestine. The stomach contained about one pint of dark brown fluid.
1952: According to the British Medical Journal, solanine poisoning is most common during times of food shortage. In the face of starvation, there have been accounts of large groups eating older potatoes with a higher concentration of the toxin. In North Korea during the war years of 1952-1953, entire communities were forced to eat rotting potatoes. In one area alone, 382 people were affected, of whom 52 were hospitalized and 22 died. The most severe cases died of heart failure within 24 hours of potato consumption. Some of the less severe symptoms included irregular pulses, enlargement of the heart, and blueing lips and ears. Those who displayed these ailments died within 5 or 10 days. Authors John Emsley and Peter Fell explain their book Was It Something You Ate?: Food Intolerance: What Causes It and How to Avoid It: ”In the final stages there were sometimes a state of high excitability with shaking attacks and death was due to respiratory failure.”
1983: Sixty-one of 109 school children and staff in Alberta, Canada, fell ill within five minutes of eating baked potato. Forty-four percent of those affected noted a green tinge and a bitter taste in the potatoes.
Not to worry though, fatal cases of solanine poisoning are very rare these days. Most commercial varieties of potatoes are screened for solanine, but any potato will build up the toxin to dangerous levels if exposed to light or stored improperly. Often, the highest concentrations of solanine are in the peel, just below the surface and in the sprouted “eyes”—things that are typically removed in cooking preparation—though Warren would argue even boiling water in potato prep dissolves only a little of the alkaloid. Emsley and Fell continue:
Most people can easily cope with the solanine in the average portion of potato and show no symptoms of poisoning because the body can break it down and rapidly and excrete the products in the urine. But if the level of solanine is as high as 40 mg per 100 g of potato, symptoms include diarrhea…even coma.
The best way to prevent solanine poisoning is to store tubers in a cool, dark place and remove the skin before consumption. A general rule for avoiding illnesses like the ones described above? Green and sprouted? Throw it out.
Read more: http://www.smithsonianmag.com/arts-culture/horrific-tales-of-potatoes-that-caused-mass-sickness-and-even-death-3162870/#ZJL3LS1J7m8lAgyT.99
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Some people ever go as far as worshiping potatoes o_O Potato Church
Probably an Uberwaldaen religion, the Potato Church is split between the Plain Potato Church and the Ancient and Orthodox Potato Church. Moist von Lipwig was raised in it.[1] Its only apparent tenet is that as long as you have a potato with you when you die, you will go on to somewhere better. The religion is first mentioned in The Truth, where it appeared to originate from Mr Tulip's memory of someone saying that they will be all right as long as they have a potato. There is an implication that they actually meant that as long as you have a potato you won't starve, and that this was misunderstood.
source: http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Religions_of_the_Discworld#Potato_Church
Dan Quayle took potato to a whole new level when he went full "Potatoe"! Bush's choice of 41-year-old Indiana Senator J. Danforth Quayle as his running mate shocked the political establishment, which had expected the longtime diplomat to pick someone more seasoned. Quayle didn't help his case by refusing to release his academic records. He had plenty to be modest about: he had failed an undergraduate comprehensive exam at DePauw University; one of his former professors referred to him as "vapid"; and he was admitted to law school at the University of Indiana under an "equal opportunity" program for poor and minority students. Quayle earned one of the worst beatdowns in televised political history by comparing himself to John F. Kennedy in the 1988 Vice Presidential debate, prompting a scathingly dismissive "You're no Jack Kennedy" from opponent Lloyd Bentsen. In office, his constant verbal gaffes made him a political laughingstock. "We don't want to go back to tomorrow, we want to go forward." "I stand by all my misstatements." "Bobby Knight told me this, 'There is nothing that a good defense cannot beat a better offense.' In other words, a good offense wins." But it was the dreaded "potatoe" incident that did Quayle in. While visiting a school in Trenton, NJ, a student was asked to write the word 'potato' on the blackboard and Quayle urged him to add an 'e' to the end. The entire nation held its belly in laughter.
source: http://content.time.com/time/specials/packages/article/0,28804,1834600_1834604_1834585,00.html (I wanted to talk about GMO potato and dictators as well but my time has run out and gotta go to work now :(
I'll edit this later for that part of full potato)
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