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One of those dumb FB things.
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By Grumpy Cat 2014-03-21 13:02:29
I don't usually find much humor in these things but my result today got me.
'Dead in a year,' remarked the desk sergeant, a new-born with a snout-like protrusion in the middle of his face.
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-03-21 13:04:26
I don't usually find much humor in these things but my result today got me.
'Dead in a year,' remarked the desk sergeant, a new-born with a snout-like protrusion in the middle of his face. Your first chance to obtain Paine's special dressphere is in Chapter 1.
WTF?
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By Shiva.Otoshimono 2014-03-21 13:09:35
My book only went up to page 42...
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By Asura.Kingnobody 2014-03-21 13:12:54
Caution: This is a draft 2013 Tax Table, at the time of publication, the IRS has not released the 2013 Tax Table. For the latest information, see ...
Damn Master Tax Guide! Telling me my 2013 love life is just a draft!
well, my ex finance did dump me before Christmas 2013....
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By Sylph.Tigerwoods 2014-03-21 13:14:14
Figure 3-11: Distribution of the cold climates of the world
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Valefor.Sehachan
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2014-03-21 13:15:18
" Chemical reactions change the nature of substances."
Somehow..it fits.
Fenrir.Atheryn
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By Fenrir.Atheryn 2014-03-21 13:16:03
Eileen nodded.
Can't argue with that.
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By Anna Ruthven 2014-03-21 13:16:48
"Chemical reactions change the nature of substances."
Somehow..it fits. Mine is about Paine and costumes. Na-na-na, come on!
By Leoheart 2014-03-21 13:18:13
Chaos infusions are pockets of chaos that appear without warning in your environment.
Sounds like a woman
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By Odin.Strummer 2014-03-21 13:18:15
"But the key events in punctuated equilibrium, while giving rise to more rapid change, don't represent instantaneous jumps."
Butthead: Uhuhhuh. He said "giving rise."
Beavis: Nnng! I'll punctuate your equilibrium!
Valefor.Sehachan
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By Valefor.Sehachan 2014-03-21 13:19:33
So many people with school books on their desk! I wonder if any was ever opened until now! kehehe
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2014-03-21 13:22:56
"As she'd hoped, there was a breeze flowing up there."
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What?
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By Odin.Llewelyn 2014-03-21 13:23:08
"Basically, you had to become a Jew before you could convert to Christianity."
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2014-03-21 13:26:26
"if you show anger or negativity when you resign, you may be hurting yourself in the future."
Its like a run on fortune cookie.
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By Bismarck.Dreadnot 2014-03-21 13:28:16
"I hope we don't need these," Joseph said, slapping in a clip, and Barry nodded in agreement.
Valefor.Mithano
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By Valefor.Mithano 2014-03-21 13:29:15
(With some allowance for punctuation):
"Some families want that connection - others do not"
Eh, works for me.
Valefor.Endoq
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By Valefor.Endoq 2014-03-21 13:32:28
Hydralisk, the Zerg's bread-and-butter unit, can be effective in both ground and air attack and defense.
Asura.Ina
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By Asura.Ina 2014-03-21 13:33:51
"Don't be an idiot, of course there'd be farms"
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I don't like where this is going.
Odin.Taes
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By Odin.Taes 2014-03-21 13:54:10
These tiny piglets have a dark secret.
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By Carbuncle.Jashin 2014-03-21 13:56:15
"That must be Yogo himself," said Great Prince.
...wat
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By Bismarck.Misao 2014-03-21 13:57:38
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By volkom 2014-03-21 14:04:44
turned to page 45... first sentence explains my love life...
(can I say the paragraph instead?)
"Yes, I too can love; you yourselves can tell it from the past. Is it not so? Well, now I promise you that when I am done with him you shall kiss him at your will. Now go! go! I must awaken him, for there is work to be done." - Dracula, by Bram Stoker
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Odin.Liela
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By Odin.Liela 2014-03-21 14:05:21
"So I decided to try something called affirmations, which I will describe in more detail later in the book."
By Hiroshima 2014-03-21 14:08:09
Mine is a catalog:
We've made it easy to order everything you need.
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By Fenrir.Mewgoat 2014-03-21 14:08:24
even from here, Rachel could make out the crisscross of crime tape.
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By Asura.Railbender 2014-03-21 14:11:40
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By Bahamut.Savannahlynn 2014-03-21 14:16:29
I don't think it's a coincidence that my baby's eyes glow like the devil's on the video monitor.
....um. k.
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By Leviathan.Tribalprophet 2014-03-21 14:49:37
The table below outlines the operational limitations for all MAYTAG Whole Home Water Filtration Systems.
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By Carbuncle.Skulloneix 2014-03-21 14:53:45
THe page was on Symbols, I give the top two items.
EMERGENCY. FOOTINGS.
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I don't usually find much humor in these things but my result today got me.
'Dead in a year,' remarked the desk sergeant, a new-born with a snout-like protrusion in the middle of his face.
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