See? See what you've all done?
You liberals are like pests, locusts, a disease on this fair nation of ours. Anytime we, god-fearing, freedom-loving conservatives aren't able to make stupid comments without challenge you attack the very fabric that our deeply religious founders toiled so hard to weave.
In a way I feel sorry for you all. You were duped into voting for Obama, voting for fascism and the end of our great nation. Soon Obama will be overseeing death camps and his healthcare program is an ingenious plot to summon Satan. Somewhere between my vast gun collection and my Bible I read a passage that you'll all be swallowed up in the great sea of fire. All liberals. None shall be spared.
I can't wait to watch you all drown in some freedom. All you hippies, fornicators, adulterers, blasphemers, liars and thieves.
Now excuse me, I have to go bang my secretary.... for America.