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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-02-01 14:41:06
There was a man with a bullhorn and a flatulence problem. He also had a thing for raw steak, but he was also secretly a PETA hater.
So one day, he marched into PETA's HQ donning a mink coat covered in steaks, with a raw steak in his hand. As he was eating the steak, he held the bullhorn to his *** and ripped it for all the wold to hear.
Naturally PETA members were pissed at this display of meat eaterism, so they en massed on the man, hands held, in the buff while chanting a Madonna song.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-02-01 14:41:34
Ramuh.Krizz said: I still want a kraken club >_> Me too. Supposedly it's like a 1% droprate. So I figure knowing my luck it will actually take 100 tries. So guess that means I just need to do it another 60ish times to get the drop.
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By Asura.Korpg 2010-02-01 14:42:22
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: chanting a Madonna song. Works every time.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2010-02-01 14:42:40
Quote is broken (and not just yours).
You should let me borrow it sometime for skillups (when you get it).
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By Carbuncle.Dameshi 2010-02-01 14:42:47
Titan.Marzbarz said: Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Bismarck.Maxse said: OMG work is so boring someone tell a funny story! Don't tempt me. For the love of Zeus don't tempt me. Aw.. I was waiting for it.. Alright then, I'll think of something. I'll include Spence and Lilbusta. Give me some time to think about it :)
Edit: Actually. Give me some ideas of what you want the story to be based on. Any ideas are welcome, not all will be used :D
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-02-01 14:42:52
Asura.Korpg said: Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: chanting a Madonna song. Works every time.
yup
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-02-01 14:43:33
Ramuh.Krizz said: Quote is broken (and not just yours).
You should let me borrow it sometime for skillups (when you get it). Fixed. And I'm not sure but I think I'd sell it
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By Titan.Marzbarz 2010-02-01 14:43:38
Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Titan.Marzbarz said: Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Bismarck.Maxse said: OMG work is so boring someone tell a funny story! Don't tempt me. For the love of Zeus don't tempt me. Aw.. I was waiting for it.. Alright then, I'll think of something. I'll include Spence and Lilbusta. Give me some time to think about it :)
Edit: Actually. Give me some ideas of what you want the story to be based on. Any ideas are welcome, not all will be used :D OH ME TOOO
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2010-02-01 14:44:05
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: Haiti can shove it, I aint donating ***. I'll gladly sell it for FIVE HUNDRED DARRA!
I'm with you on this. I'm an ***, but nature's way of natural selection. Everyone here lives in a danger zone and can get hit with some natural disaster. Just God's way of population control.
/sarcasm
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By Carbuncle.Dameshi 2010-02-01 14:44:09
Titan.Marzbarz said: Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Titan.Marzbarz said: Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Bismarck.Maxse said: OMG work is so boring someone tell a funny story! Don't tempt me. For the love of Zeus don't tempt me. Aw.. I was waiting for it.. Alright then, I'll think of something. I'll include Spence and Lilbusta. Give me some time to think about it :)
Edit: Actually. Give me some ideas of what you want the story to be based on. Any ideas are welcome, not all will be used :D OH ME TOOO You can be in it too.
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By Ramuh.Krizz 2010-02-01 14:44:13
Ramuh.Dasva said: Ramuh.Krizz said: Quote is broken (and not just yours).
You should let me borrow it sometime for skillups (when you get it). Fixed. And I'm not sure but I think I'd sell it Well you could hold off on selling it for a few. Wish I had the gil for it.
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By Bismarck.Maxse 2010-02-01 14:44:38
Quote: Ramuh.Krizz said:
I still want a kraken club >_> Quote: Me too. Supposedly it's like a 1% droprate. So I figure knowing my luck it will actually take 100 tries. So guess that means I just need to do it another 60ish times to get the drop. [/quote]
Only problem with that is if it took you 100 tries you are saying you have decent/average luck. You are looking at more like 160 more tries davsa!
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-02-01 14:45:14
Titan.Marzbarz said: Tree fitty? OH Shi... Marz is the loch ness monster
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2010-02-01 14:45:37
Don't forget to account for the drops that happened between your runs. When that happens then the 1% droprate resets.
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By Midgardsormr.Sectumsempra 2010-02-01 14:45:44
*** man, perkins is expensive.
Ramuh.Dasva
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-02-01 14:46:12
Shush I was fantasizing about the game not screwing me on drops
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-02-01 14:46:25
Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: Haiti can shove it, I aint donating ***. I'll gladly sell it for FIVE HUNDRED DARRA!
I'm with you on this. I'm an ***, but nature's way of natural selection. Everyone here lives in a danger zone and can get hit with some natural disaster. Just God's way of population control.
/sarcasm
no one gave a ***about Haiti before the earthquake, but alla sudden, everyone and their *** bigot father cares.
I HAS TWO CANNA REDBULL, MY HEART IS ELATED!!!
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2010-02-01 14:46:46
I give up on the PMs...my ***is broke too, but it's more of works filtering/security.
@KFH-We did care back in the 90's when they had a civil war. Stupid Dem's and their anti-darwinism ways!
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By Titan.Marzbarz 2010-02-01 14:46:59
Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Titan.Marzbarz said: Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Titan.Marzbarz said: Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Bismarck.Maxse said: OMG work is so boring someone tell a funny story! Don't tempt me. For the love of Zeus don't tempt me. Aw.. I was waiting for it.. Alright then, I'll think of something. I'll include Spence and Lilbusta. Give me some time to think about it :)
Edit: Actually. Give me some ideas of what you want the story to be based on. Any ideas are welcome, not all will be used :D OH ME TOOO You can be in it too. 
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-02-01 14:47:18
Ramuh.Dasva said: Titan.Marzbarz said: Tree fitty? OH Shi... Marz is the loch ness monster 
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By Titan.Marzbarz 2010-02-01 14:47:45
Ramuh.Dasva said: Titan.Marzbarz said: Tree fitty? OH Shi... Marz is the loch ness monster Hehe you got it XD
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By Carbuncle.Dameshi 2010-02-01 14:48:06
Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: Haiti can shove it, I aint donating ***. I'll gladly sell it for FIVE HUNDRED DARRA!
I'm with you on this. I'm an ***, but nature's way of natural selection. Everyone here lives in a danger zone and can get hit with some natural disaster. Just God's way of population control.
/sarcasm I don't look at it that way. I look at it like this. If something like that happened in the US, nobody would send us money. But when this happens somewhere else, we're all expected to send them money. Yeah, screw that.
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2010-02-01 14:48:28
Don't forget that in the story I can't be a Taru. I'm a hume dwarf!
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-02-01 14:49:11
Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: Haiti can shove it, I aint donating ***. I'll gladly sell it for FIVE HUNDRED DARRA!
I'm with you on this. I'm an ***, but nature's way of natural selection. Everyone here lives in a danger zone and can get hit with some natural disaster. Just God's way of population control.
/sarcasm I don't look at it that way. I look at it like this. If something like that happened in the US, nobody would send us money. But when this happens somewhere else, we're all expected to send them money. Yeah, screw that.
anyone who sends money to Haiti is cleansing their pathetic conscience from some guilty ***they did.
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By Carbuncle.Dameshi 2010-02-01 14:49:34
Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Don't forget that in the story I can't be a Taru. I'm a hume dwarf! Hmm.
Okay people, I still need some suggestions. What kind of story do you want? Quickly, I leave work in an hour and still have some crap to do.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-02-01 14:49:50
Ramuh.Rowland said: Midgardsormr.Sectumsempra said: *** man, perkins is expensive. Dude, no one ever goes to perkins unless they're drunk/high and it's 10pm.
fixed, cz at 2am, if you're drunk/high, you're out or passed out.
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By Fairy.Spence 2010-02-01 14:50:12
Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Don't forget that in the story I can't be a Taru. I'm a hume dwarf! Hmm.
Okay people, I still need some suggestions. What kind of story do you want? Quickly, I leave work in an hour and still have some crap to do.
Zombie story please
*Is excited to see Zombieland again*
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-02-01 14:51:29
Fairy.Spence said: Carbuncle.Dameshi said: Ramuh.Lilbusta said: Don't forget that in the story I can't be a Taru. I'm a hume dwarf! Hmm.
Okay people, I still need some suggestions. What kind of story do you want? Quickly, I leave work in an hour and still have some crap to do.
Zombie story please
*Is excited to see Zombieland again*
Zombieland was hilarious, I need to download that.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-02-01 14:52:58
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said: Ramuh.Rowland said: Midgardsormr.Sectumsempra said: *** man, perkins is expensive. Dude, no one ever goes to perkins unless they're drunk/high and it's 10pm. fixed, cz at 2am, if you're drunk/high, you're out or passed out. Not always. Depends on when you started and how many bars you went to.
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing: 
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
Cool stuff Scragg added: 4/20/12 Code
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Will try to get to more stuff when I can. Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.
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