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 Diabolos.Raelia
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By Diabolos.Raelia 2010-01-21 17:17:22
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Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Sucks that reverse cowboy is illegal for me.

Military law really makes sex dull.
Bolded for lulz.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-01-21 17:18:26
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Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Sucks that reverse cowboy is illegal for me.

Military law really makes sex dull.
You will never be brought charges like that or sodomy unless you were raping the girl. And I believe the UCMJ doesn't consider it rape if it's your wife anyways
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-01-21 17:19:02
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Ramuh.Dasva said:
Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
yeah, people are as honest on the intrawebz as Clinton when asked if he inhaled.

when it comes to INHALE, you either inhaled or exhaled, there is no in-between,unless you're an alien.
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2010-01-21 17:19:25
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Well the problem is having proof/heresay. UCMJ only says missionary and the rest falls under Article 134.
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-01-21 17:19:43
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Ramuh.Dasva said:
Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Sucks that reverse cowboy is illegal for me.

Military law really makes sex dull.
You will never be brought charges like that or sodomy unless you were raping the girl. And I believe the UCMJ doesn't consider it rape if it's your wife anyways

I dont get it, you cant *** your wife the way you want cz of the military?
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By Diabolos.Raelia 2010-01-21 17:20:20
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Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
missionary
YOU DISGUSTING FREAK!
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By Diabolos.Rydiya 2010-01-21 17:20:30
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Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Well the problem is having proof/heresay. UCMJ only says missionary and the rest falls under Article 134.
What's 134?
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2010-01-21 17:20:47
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lol


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform_Code_of_Military_Justice
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By Asura.Artemicion 2010-01-21 17:21:07
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There's sexual codes and rules in the military? lawl
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-01-21 17:22:45
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Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
lol


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Uniform_Code_of_Military_Justice

they let *** join the army.. I repeat... THEY LET *** JOIN THE ARMY!...

Any sexual act between a man and a woman would be considered an act of God compared to the *** pillaging those homos do in the barracks.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-01-21 17:22:47
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Asura.Artemicion said:
There's sexual codes and rules in the military? lawl
Sorta. Dueling is in there too
Diabolos.Rydiya said:
Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Well the problem is having proof/heresay. UCMJ only says missionary and the rest falls under Article 134.
What's 134?
If I remember right it is the general don't do anything we don't like or we will punish you.
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By Diabolos.Raelia 2010-01-21 17:23:17
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Asura.Artemicion said:
There's sexual codes and rules in the military? lawl
Its no exaggeration that when you join any military, it owns you and can therefore dictate whatever they like, including, for instance, that the Constitution no longer applies to you (and this is a fact).
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By Diabolos.Rydiya 2010-01-21 17:24:22
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Ramuh.Dasva said:
Diabolos.Rydiya said:
Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Well the problem is having proof/heresay. UCMJ only says missionary and the rest falls under Article 134.
What's 134?
If I remember right it is the general don't do anything we don't like or we will punish you.
I see.
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2010-01-21 17:25:14
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Article 125

(a) Any person subject to this chapter who engages in unnatural carnal copulation with another person of the
same or opposite sex or with an animal is guilty of sodomy. Penetration , however slight, is sufficient to
complete the offense.
(b) Any person found guilty of sodomy shall be punished as a court-martial may direct.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-01-21 17:25:22
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I knew one girl who was a stripper on the side when she was in. They tried to get her for conduct unbecoming a non-commission officer... except she wasn't one yet. But a few months later when she was they tried again so she quit. She was pretty damn hot too. Was weird
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2010-01-21 17:27:15
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Something that really happened is someone getting sunburned and charge with damage to government poperty.
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By Bahamut.Rumaha 2010-01-21 17:27:45
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Titan.Marzbarz said:
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Marz, how are we decking out this underground lair?

Hm.. not sure.. no matter what though, it has to have a pool for underwater training

Kk that's cool, and needs a weapon room and a big TV/lounge room also!
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By Asura.Artemicion 2010-01-21 17:28:06
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Looks like many military branches are indeed ruled by a bunch of Evangelical freaks.
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By Diabolos.Rydiya 2010-01-21 17:28:37
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Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Something that really happened is someone getting sunburned and charge with damage to government poperty.
Um! Um! Um! *giggles*
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By Diabolos.Raelia 2010-01-21 17:28:37
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Ramuh.Dasva said:
I knew one girl who was a stripper on the side when she was in. They tried to get her for conduct unbecoming a non-commission officer... except she wasn't one yet. But a few months later when she was they tried again so she quit. She was pretty damn hot too. Was weird
I think the first portion of that was a warning of 'If you're going to be an officer, non-com or otherwise, you need to knock that ***off' and the latter portion indicates that she didn't, whereupon it would be unbecoming.
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2010-01-21 17:29:00
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Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Titan.Marzbarz said:
Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Marz, how are we decking out this underground lair?
Hm.. not sure.. no matter what though, it has to have a pool for underwater training
Kk that's cool, and needs a weapon room and a big TV/lounge room also!

Don't forget the ninja star training room like in the old Shinobi game.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-01-21 17:30:18
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Asura.Artemicion said:
Looks like many military branches are indeed ruled by a bunch of Evangelical freaks.
Well it's really old ***that never got taken down. I've never heard of anyone getting charged with sodomy. Really though there are just as bad of laws out there. For example one of the southwest states it is illegal to live with members of the opposite sex you aren't related to. Many states swearing is illegal.
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By Ramuh.Dasva 2010-01-21 17:32:35
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Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Something that really happened is someone getting sunburned and charge with damage to government poperty.
Oh yeah *** I've see people getting threatened with that everytime they go and get a tattoo or a peircing. So it is generally accept that they were all always there and if they feel sore it isn't because they are new but because they were out in the sun a little too long
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By Bahamut.Rumaha 2010-01-21 17:32:46
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Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Bahamut.Rumaha said:
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Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Marz, how are we decking out this underground lair?
Hm.. not sure.. no matter what though, it has to have a pool for underwater training
Kk that's cool, and needs a weapon room and a big TV/lounge room also!

Don't forget the ninja star training room like in the old Shinobi game.

You are going to help design our lair because you keep putting up stellar ideas!
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By Ramuh.Lilbusta 2010-01-21 17:37:30
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Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Titan.Marzbarz said:
Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Marz, how are we decking out this underground lair?
Hm.. not sure.. no matter what though, it has to have a pool for underwater training
Kk that's cool, and needs a weapon room and a big TV/lounge room also!
Don't forget the ninja star training room like in the old Shinobi game.
You are going to help design our lair because you keep putting up stellar ideas!

I heard that Martha Stewart is a ninja.
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By Diabolos.Rydiya 2010-01-21 17:38:18
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Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Bahamut.Rumaha said:
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Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Marz, how are we decking out this underground lair?
Hm.. not sure.. no matter what though, it has to have a pool for underwater training
Kk that's cool, and needs a weapon room and a big TV/lounge room also!
Don't forget the ninja star training room like in the old Shinobi game.
You are going to help design our lair because you keep putting up stellar ideas!

I heard that Martha Stewart is a ninja.
Nah. She's a Pirate.
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By Diabolos.Raelia 2010-01-21 17:40:09
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Diabolos.Rydiya said:
Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Ramuh.Lilbusta said:
Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Titan.Marzbarz said:
Bahamut.Rumaha said:
Marz, how are we decking out this underground lair?
Hm.. not sure.. no matter what though, it has to have a pool for underwater training
Kk that's cool, and needs a weapon room and a big TV/lounge room also!
Don't forget the ninja star training room like in the old Shinobi game.
You are going to help design our lair because you keep putting up stellar ideas!

I heard that Martha Stewart is a ninja.
Nah. She's a Pirate.
She was going out with Anthony Hopkins for a while. She is totally a Pirate.

Anthony Hopkins is a Ninja though, it was forbidden love.
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By Diabolos.Rydiya 2010-01-21 17:47:07
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<.< Do I have to start posting more classical music again?
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By Ifrit.Kungfuhustle 2010-01-21 17:47:44
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Martha Stewart can cook blindfolded and with one arm tied behind her back. If only she were 15 years younger...
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By Asura.Ludoggy 2010-01-21 17:48:29
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Ifrit.Kungfuhustle said:
Martha Stewart can cook blindfolded and with one arm tied behind her back. If only she were 15 years younger...
I call *** <.<
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