I feel the same way...
/flips page in notebook
PARKER has a couple of house keeping notes he'd like for me to share... the cleaning people are coming tomorrow...please make sure you take all of your Tupperware and uneaten leftovers home or they will be incinerated... also the psychological warfare team would like to remind everyone to "check your totems"...
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we either thwarted another inception assault last night or we didn't and we're just meant to feel that way to lull us into a false sense of security...
either way luckily for us I'm far too paranoid... /takes careful aim out the window
Speaking of which... lastly if anyone has anything important to tell "Rudy the Gardener"...
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you'll have to save it for the funeral....
blow leaves at my car you son of a ***. PARKER go shove that leaf blower straight up his....
Wait... that just created a new last thing... we just had a position open up for gardener... ok that's it.
/motions to PARKER to carry on