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By Anna Ruthven 2017-12-02 10:54:28
Crazy cousin locked his keys in his car, called a locksmith and asked how much to pop the lock, locksmith tells him $35.
Locksmith gets there, pops the lock, says "That'll be $55."
"You said $35 on the phone!"
"Well, there's a $20 fee for coming out."
"That's ***! I'm not paying it!"
The locksmith threw the keys back in the car, locked the door, handed Crazy's $35 back and drove off.
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-12-02 16:01:18
lulz
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-04 08:39:40
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-04 08:47:48
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-04 09:06:01
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-04 09:10:32
Crazy cousin locked his keys in his car, called a locksmith and asked how much to pop the lock, locksmith tells him $35.
Locksmith gets there, pops the lock, says "That'll be $55."
"You said $35 on the phone!"
"Well, there's a $20 fee for coming out."
"That's ***! I'm not paying it!"
The locksmith threw the keys back in the car, locked the door, handed Crazy's $35 back and drove off.
You're dumb enough to lock your keys in your vehicle, you sack up, call anyone who is willing to come save your ***, and pay them what they ask you. It's a stupidity tax and we all have to pay it from time to time.
Or I have to, at least. Four bank cards left in the machine and three locked keys in cars later...if you're one of those *** who says ADD isn't a thing I have one thing to say to you and that is...oh my. That watch is lovely. Where did you get that?"
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-04 09:11:21
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-04 09:39:22
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-04 10:01:07
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-04 11:05:02
holy crap....
PARKER knock that ***off already... /rubs temples
there just isn't enough coffee today...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-04 12:03:01
lunch... that's my only other thought for today...
the well is running dry or something... I can't even think of anything stupid to say....
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-04 12:03:53
Chicken salad on whole grain and a big-*** chocolate chip cookie.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-05 08:55:33
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also...
Happy Birthday Mosin!!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-05 14:34:29
/stares blankly into empty coffee cup
I got nothing...
I had to skip lunch today...working on a machine that's been giving me fits to no end... finally got that going. /washes hands
/throws paper towel towards trashcan but misses
yeah...
what else...
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 08:59:26
idk... my father in law, sir strokesoutalot, keeps trying to drag me down the rabbit hole of total insanity... misery loves company I suppose.
but I need this... tiny sliver of my brain that still functions normally to make living... but he's all....
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he wants me to go with him to meet some investment broker this afternoon.... /rubs temples uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
what do I know about investments?! or anything else!? I'm one of the dumbest people I know....and I know a lot of people!!!
the evil side of me wants to stick him in the hottest, sweatiest, muggiest, most abusive nursing home in the densest part of the godforsakenest swamp near Orlando Florida... Camp Woeuntoyou
well if there isn't one we should build it PARKER and market it as such.... I bet there's a lot of guys out there that would be on board... I bet this investment guy would get hard if I brought it up...we should get the website first...www.CampWoeuntoyou.com forever and ever.com over and over dot com
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 09:02:40
/sips coffee
sounds to me like you got both feet in the rabbit hole already..
no offense
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 09:02:57
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-06 09:18:29
Lunch order placed.
Bang a gong or whatever.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 09:32:50
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 09:34:12
PARKER Edit: T. Rex Protocol initialized
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-12-06 09:36:40
sorry boss! I dropped out of life the last two days for reasons unknown, but presumed lazy. I didn't don my suit of armor and venture into the world yesterday for the first time in 10-13 years. It was super weird. I just layed around playing videogames and watching ***I had piled up on the DVR.
still wasting my time with that terrible CoD WWII game. The son and I were playing some minecraft, and instead of my normal lofty goals, I went off the deep end building a castle with him, so now the weird OCD part of my brain needs to finish, so I've been dumping a bunch of free time into that as well.
coffee is nice.
Let's see.... winter hit with full force monday, we had staved it off until then, which is a blessing from the great goddess, but it sucks none-the-less.
NIKO!!! the faux birthday we made up for you is coming right up, humbly ask the mrs. for steak oscar and copious amounts of booze.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 09:44:44
NIKO!!! the faux birthday we made up for you is coming right up, humbly ask the mrs. for steak oscar and copious amounts of booze.
we celebrate every weekend...that's why I want to hit the lottery and get out of this shithole and go hang out with her...no offense guys.
she made a big old pork roast last weekend...with sauerkraut...so good it made all my nazi genes tingle... I was as giddy as Colonel Klink
PARKER Edit: nobody gets that reference you decrepit old ***...
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By Siren.Mosin 2017-12-06 09:56:50
Well according to my Ni-research, I was wrong. your made up birthday was monday, one of the days I dropped out of life. but that's OK, because we're going to get it right next year for the big 5 0.
also we missed Bob's birthday in may.
whoops. Hi there Bob.
also, where the hell did misa go?
By Ramyrez 2017-12-06 10:09:48
also, where the hell did misa go?
Where do cats ever go when you lose track of them?
Expect him to wander back any time with 20 little Misas.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 10:19:38
where the hell did <insert everyone's name here> go?
I. do. not. know. ... you know that I can't afford to pay that much attention...
sugar britches was here...like.. some time ago... and hoppy hopped by for a visit... I think... /looks around
Hell I've been talking to myself for three days now... altana only knows how much longer that would have gone on for...probably forever... that jackass never shuts up...
how long has goodoldwhatshisname been gone...who knows? they probably still clock in every day and cash their paychecks...isn't one of them supposed to be running this dumpster fire
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By Ramyrez 2017-12-06 10:25:07
I'm more worried about Meshi. Every time someone who frequents Ni gets made a mod they up and disa-the-***-ppear.
Even Rooks never stops by anymore.
Except Girlboy...
...is Girlboy murdering people and burying them in rural Oklahoma?
The Ni-City-Slasher!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 10:31:00
I'm more worried about Meshi. Every time someone who frequents Ni gets made a mod they up and disa-the-***-ppear.
Even Rooks never stops by anymore.
Except Girlboy...
it might be one of those heart of darkness things...
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By Anna Ruthven 2017-12-06 10:35:41
I'm more worried about Meshi. Every time someone who frequents Ni gets made a mod they up and disa-the-***-ppear.
Even Rooks never stops by anymore.
Except Girlboy...
...is Girlboy murdering people and burying them in rural Oklahoma?
The Ni-City-Slasher! No, currently engaging in the old timey Oklahoma pastime, chasing a hawk away from my chickens.
I too am curious about Meshi, I'm thinking about putting up "missing" posters but I haven't found the time. *shoos hawk away with a broom*
Also, the correct color is #CC0000, aka Standard Admin Redâ„¢.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 10:41:40
Well according to my Ni-research, I was wrong. your made up birthday was monday
if it makes you feel any better.... I lied about my birthday on facebook and my sisters didn't even notice.
people got better stuff to do than try to remember when I was born...
hell I wouldn't remember if it wasn't on my driver's license.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-12-06 10:48:05
HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, MOSIN!
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Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
Pics worth referencing:
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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
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