Parker!
Click on this link and get me that wine plZ, chilled, not stirred, and win that prize, k?
-fiddles with fingers while waiting for Parker-
So... in the mean time, story time.
Ahem.
So 4th of July weekend, pretty relax n stuff. Mom is suposed to leave on vacation to visit her mom on the 4th, Dad left on 7th. to meet her too. Sister came in from her school earlier on the 4th before Mom left, to spend summer here while she looks for a new place to stay at... but also brought in a guest... some chinese guy, younger than her. Kid is suposed to go back to China next weekend.
Sister and Chinese Bob left to skydive that day, Mom left for her trip, Dad took her, and then went to a 4th BBQ with the family... I skipped and played games.
Dad came home, Sister and Chinese Bob came in late, he slept in the living room.
Next day, workday yadda yadda, sister took C.Bob to tour around the city.
Thu came around, I left for work, Sister and C.Bob went camping.
Dad left on vacation Fri morning, and I spent the whole weekend with booze, poker and videogames.
Sis and CBob came back on Sunday Night, again, spent the night.
Monday morning... *** u monday...
I try to take off fats cause late. C.Bob is awake as i go trough the door, he says he wants to talk.... fuking great. Fine.
"Yadda yadda thanks for having me as guest yadda yadda wish id goten to meet you guys more yadda yadda mail a card yadda yadda going back to china yadda yadda (***'mlatenow). I cut him shkrt, apologize, have a good trip home dude (not that i care) and I blaze off... 5 mins late, no one notices.
End of the day, go home, catch him leaving on a distance.
Good
And so ends the tale of Chinese Bob....
-Ahem-
So yesterday. Another usual day, playing random game, Sis comes into the room and we start talking random ***like where is best pizza.
Little past 6:30... doorbell
Great, *** kids playing with it again.
"Just ignore it"sister said.
"Naa, ima go scream at them kids"
"Fine but I am not home" she said.
I che k trough out the peep hole, no one there, open the door to see if i manage to see one of them kids...
suddenly...
-chinese bob.
Wat.
...
...
...
Oh hai (who are you again? Why are you here again? Shouldnt u be in LA? [2hrs away])
-makes small talk then asks if my sister is home-
(Thinks for a split second)
"Nope not home"
Oh... i said it.
Any idea when she might get back?
"Nope, wanst home when i got here and i was taking a nap, but lemme get my phone and text her."
I get my phone from my room, signal my sis to be quiet and go back out, and text her.
He leaves a gift, and says hes gonna wander around and wait for her to come back. He walks away, i close the door, lock it.
....
"So your friend came to visit you, told him you are not home as told."
-shock reaction face-
Why was he here, why u said that, wby why why
-goes back to my game...-
"What am i gonna dooo"
...
Go talk to him? Idk
"But we already said final goodbyes, hes s1uppised to be in LA to go back to Chinaaaaa -panic face as she runs multiple scenarios-
-is amused-
Just pretend you just got home and talk to the guy... i say.
"Is he still around ?"
Lemme go find out.
-i leave to take out the trash and scout the area. Yup, still there. Sees me, ask if home yet. Nope. Sadface, gives me his phone number, i go back inside.
Yep still there, nope you are not home yet.
"FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Sis calls her friend, I play some HoTS.... all is quiet.
9:30 - 10
Doorbell.
I missed it, sis didnt.
Chinese Bob is back.
"What do what do?"
Just go talk to him and ima go to sleep, I never saw you get home.
She does. I stay up a bit to make sure things are fine, then just went to bed.
Woke up to a notefrom my sis.
We talked and it got late, i felt bad so i let him sleep in tbe couch.
So fking Chinese Bob slept there again...
So i just sneaked off to work today.
If i see C.Bob again ima just tell him to farm me some gil >:(
But wow, tbe friendzone is real. Population: ChineseBob.
been looking to buy a house for the past week or so. I'm disappointed in the availability and housing styles that i can afford T_T
Given castles with modern amenities on private islands in temperate climates aren't exactly going for (very) low six figures, I accepted this fact from the beginning in house hunting.
Find a nice neighborhood and a place that's affordable and structurally sound and make it your own.
But, on one of the days he stayed over, he wrote and hid a letter somewhere in the house, told my sister about it the day he boarded his plane to ChinaBobLand.....
Like whatdafuk.
Atleast I dont have to see him ever again, and now it is something to look forward to, if/when I move before the end of the year.
But, on one of the days he stayed over, he wrote and hid a letter somewhere in the house, told my sister about it the day he boarded his plane to ChinaBobLand.....
Like whatdafuk.
Atleast I dont have to see him ever again, and now it is something to look forward to, if/when I move before the end of the year.
I can't wait to find out what he wrote.
I hope it's a bunch of gibberish, or some kind of treasure map.
Seriously, it better be something completely out of left field because if it's just a profession of love I'll be incredibly disappointed in Chinese Bob.
Hell, I'd be able to laugh at a simple *** pic in an envelope.
been looking to buy a house for the past week or so. I'm disappointed in the availability and housing styles that i can afford T_T
Given castles with modern amenities on private islands in temperate climates aren't exactly going for (very) low six figures, I accepted this fact from the beginning in house hunting.
Find a nice neighborhood and a place that's affordable and structurally sound and make it your own.
Yeah that's what I'm doing at the moment. I just had high hopes that one day we could all settle down together and create our own kingdom on an island with a castle and a shrubbery
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree
Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present
[h1]H1[/h1]
[h2]H2[/h2]
[h3]H3[/h3]
[figlet]Figlet[/figlet]
[spoiler="Custom spoiler!"][h1]Yay[/h1][/spoiler]
[soundcloud]http://soundcloud.com/matas/hobnotropic[/soundcloud]
Will try to get to more stuff when I can.
Disclaimer: Your Feelings May Get Hurt In Your Stay Here.