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By Bismarck.Misao 2017-02-02 09:31:22
gah
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 11:25:11
Hide and Seek Winner
I was buzzing along the highway at a pretty good clip... saw the speed trap too late and I looked down at the speedometer and realized I was going too fast to slow down in time..../shrug
check the rearview and sure enough, here comes johnny law to ruin my day with a speeding ticket. but aha! I went over the crest of the rise and out of sight of the cop for a few seconds so I floored it and passed a semi driving the speed limit in the center lane. went into the right lane and slowed down and then hid behind him as the cop went whizzing down the left lane looking for me.
I stayed there giggling like an idiot for about five miles until I caught sight of the cop trying to go into the left berm to slow down to look for me so then I passed the semi on the right again to stay out of his sight.
perfectly timed!
cop gave up and turned around to go back to his hidey hole
/dukes of hazzard scream
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-02-02 11:29:04
You've made Ni proud, Nik.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2017-02-02 11:51:10
beautiful story
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-02 12:06:12
Trump was counting on your speeding ticket to pay for his wall.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 12:13:00
was counting on your speeding ticket to pay for his wall.
who?
This is the kingdom representative republic of NI!
Misao is the one true president!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 12:24:19
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 13:53:32
that's great kid...
Wrinkle Cracker
so...I get to the service call and I'm working away on the evil machine...<tool noises>
tinker tinker here...tinker tinker there ....
and the whole time the operator is sitting there nearby yammering on and on and on and on and on and on... trying deperately to fill the uneasy silence or something...talking/bitching about the machine talking/bitching about the company he works for... typical stuff...he's an old white guy, probably sixty two.
couple of hours go by and then all the sudden he says something as if he is reveiling his secret identity .
I'm wrinkle cracker....
I say nothing in reponse
I'm wrinkle cracker!... he repeats more forcefully
um...ok?
that's my rap name...all the black girls love me because I get a paycheck!I'm wrinkle cracker!...
that's...great.... /goes back to working
trying to use the sheer force of my will power to shut him up...
somehow if I focus on ignoring him hard enough I can stop him from launching deeper into his weird tirade...
newp
/tries to change the subject
newp
and...it... just... kept... getting... weirder...
oh boy...so now I want to hurry up...because obviously this guy is never going to stop. I have heard all the confessions I wanted to hear....
/tries to change the subject again
newp
I tried throwing all kinds of weird curveballs at him to get him to shut up...
Newp
time for the big guns... /clear throat
"I heard David Lee Roth used to work here"
and that confused him just long enough for me to finish up and get the hell out of there!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 14:01:37
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By Anna Ruthven 2017-02-02 14:06:22
Paycheck would've been a better rap name than Wrinkle Cracker. I award him no street cred and declare that his rhymes are, in fact, wack.
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-02 14:35:59
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 18:42:50
No... you're gold ponyboy.
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-03 02:53:10
ugh...Do I dare to ask what a ponyboy is?
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-03 06:50:09
ugh...Do I dare to ask what a ponyboy is?
If I had to guess, Nik is referencing The Outsiders
But it is Nik, so probably some weird Centaur thing?
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2017-02-03 07:55:26
You guys need to pick up a book.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-03 07:56:12
Of course it's the outsiders!!! wtf!?
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-03 08:05:57
Yeah never saw it or read the book, guess I now know what my next movie is going to be.
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-03 08:21:19
Of course it's the outsiders!!! wtf!?
To be fair I only said it was probably a weird centaur thing with a chance of it being the outsiders
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-03 08:28:40
Yeah never saw it or read the book.
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-03 08:33:43
In my defense, I wasnt even born when it was released!
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2017-02-03 08:34:37
Do I need to get Levar Burton up in here?!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-02-03 08:55:34
In my defense, I wasnt even born when it was released! Neither was I...
But, in the US it's like required reading material for middle school. x.x
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-03 08:57:45
Ewww I plussed a donnie post.
Stupid phone
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-02-03 09:01:33
Dance Party Friday Commence!
Edit: As of 2010-10-05 14:48:06 CST, Ni reached 10,000 pages.
Since we all can't be on the same linkshell in game, this can be our cross server linkshell thread.
Like most linkshells, it can be pretty dead at times. Other times it's full of intense conversations about either rl, gear, goals, pokemon or anything else you want to contribute.
We can cover any sort of topic at all, within reason of the forum rules. No real main topic, just a bunch of FFXIAH friends/people coming on and discussing random things.
http://www.nationstates.net/nation=royal_kingdom_of_ni
Continuation from: http://www.ffxiah.com/forum/topic/2873/ffxiah-linkshell/732/#150486
Update: Sorry Eternaltriumph, too much has changed D: (Page 698)
Eternaltriumph said: Yeah Chuu. Bringing you up to speed, Ludoggy is the LS pedophile. I'm the fountain of random and useless knowledge that makes you go "Hrm" with the occasional side of "holy shit he said what?"
Kungfu is the LS nutjob, spouting super random things that are usually sexist, until Savvy or Alyria comes into the room. Then he's a classic case of sexual harrassment. Rumaha is also true to the second part; we're wondering about his sexuality though.
Daj is Ludoggy's gay lover. Not much else is known about this Asuran. Tairo is kinda new, but since is a female and Alyria's lesbian lover, she fit right in real quick.
Celene(F) and Rowland(M) are more of the shyer members, but often say things that are witty, have a good pun and sometimes cause three page discussions. Celene hates when people hit on her. It doesn't stop them from trying.
Krizz is just social and likes to kill time here during work Tbest is about the same, except tends to be a douche to guys and affectionate toward girls.
Alyria is the most social female, gets groped a lot without provoking it by others, and Tairo ends up stabbing people for it. Cai is just a barrel of lols, I might be gay for him. If I wasn't straight.
Not sure about Citag, s/he's new. Kiriyu is just an in-out kinda person. Says one thing every three days that every guy makes a big fuss over. Ludoggy gets really defensive since she's asian and underage (might be 18 now).
Artem is the wayward soul that makes you ponder the meaning of life by constantly reminding us life can suck. But he deals, and so do we. About the same for Savannah, except people are more "AWH!" to her because of a vagina involved.
Dasva is the ex military man (as is Krizz but this doesn't apply to him) who hates the world and plots a way to destroy most of it.
Number2 is kinda like a mix between Cai and I; never bashes, likes to laugh and has odd avatars. His current suits a lot of the convos this LS gets into. Barti is most well known for his moustache. He gives mousatche rides for a fee. I'm missing a few people but whatever. CARRY ON!
Luelle Smells.
Roster of FFXIAH Ni (as of April 1st, 2010 Pocoyo avatar craze)
One Year Anniversary!!!Asura.Ludoggy said: Happy b-day ls.
Heres my lame gift to AHLS, since Row is lame and took away the OP, I made my own!
Haseyo/Bignose: He's got a bigass nose, Leader of the RL avi revloution or some junk no one gives a crap about...crazy about his asian pop/rock bands and is a closet pedo. AKA LAME
Dameshi: wont level his sam sub and is a lolblu, LAME
Citag: Doesnt put out, Really lame
Dasva: Uses Chu as a cover up for his desire for me greased up and naked on his bed, Lame.
Rydiya/Bra+Panties: Secret lesbien, doesnt wear bra+panties, like to knit and other old people stuff (bingo)
Pikachu/Chu: Hi Chu, I love chu
Kryee/Socks: Noms on socks, wears the sam red pair everyday and frequently sniffs her arm pits.
Cheyne: Domo origoto, Mr Roboto...I think he's gay.
Urial: SOCCER IS LAME AND YOU'RE LAME.
Thundars: LOLCANADIAN
Spence: LOLFRENCHCANADIAN
Enterius/ghost: He's a ghost...he'll say something witty to me later.
Ixe: Ducky face and cant seem to get a straw in her mouth (can get other things in there though)
Mairah: She cool...lame
Bart: Full times OPO-OPO, free mustache rides otherwise LAME
Sav/Mango: Field trips, yay!
Aly/thatgreenmodthatwillbanmeifIsayanythingbad: *tapes*
Woody: You're not Italian...no tea for you.
Sectum: My apprentice...loves asian girls, loves to cook...he's awesome. put me in a story where I wasnt a pedo and that'd cool
Rum:STOP RAIDING MY BASEMENT AND TAKING AWAY MY GIRLS GAWD. Long Islander...lame
Valencea:Wont tell me the color of her undies, you lost the bet...no we cant get married...NO MEANS NO
Kojo:Open pedo...he likes scat, ewww
Tohsou: I think he's a pedo with a girlfriend as cover up, lame.
Kiriyu/strawberry: Lurk Less post moar! I see you what you are doing!
Krizz: Mohawk guy #1
Triet: Mohawk guy #1...wait
Bloodbathboy: The Hulk
Kungfuhustle: AH%DUE%$JNSRGHSRHHEYHEHSA Y%HEDHGSR EAT AHUYY DONKEY NUTS
Celene: Quit...Canadian...who the hell quits?
Tbest: MIA
Eternaltriumph: Where the hell has he been? Is he gone cause he got pussywhipped or something? Whatever...
#2: GOD...I miss him /cry
Luelle/otherlu: The Other Lu.
Zekky: Quit, kicking ass, raped me :\
Krystale/Girlwithpiercing: Magnets stick to her, Toke Canadian, hawt...she's 15 right?
Marzbarz: NINJA
Rowland: All your Pocoyo are belong to...him
Weewoo/Tool: He liked Asura and wont admit it.
Miemo: Has a mithra avi c.c
Kalyna: is a girl right? right? oh...lame
Gimmeurselables: TOO MUCH BOUNCE...TOO BIG, EWWWW
Sagittario: Lame elf whu runs around in a diaper subligar
Ludoggy: Faggot
Edit: The Family Ni Tree

Luelle's (And Citag's too!) birthday present

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Fenrir.Scragg said: Code Rowland 29488 2007-06-24 16:06:00
Ludoggy 26597 2009-02-25 22:31:23
Flionheart 22174 2008-11-17 14:28:15
Krizz 22085 2007-06-30 15:22:38
Haseyo 20875 2009-01-12 15:55:51
Dameshi 19807 2009-02-17 10:29:14
Urial 18636 2008-02-09 01:15:03
Spence 18475 2009-05-04 11:26:27
Kalyna 15001 2010-01-21 11:40:04
Rydiya 13469 2008-05-16 05:24:33
Alyria 12656 2007-10-23 10:58:35
Tigerwoods 10807 2007-03-14 21:10:43
Enternius 10382 2007-08-10 04:14:29
Slipispsycho 10072 2008-09-05 08:56:34
Rumaha 10000 2009-02-20 13:28:03
Kojo 9060 2007-06-30 17:46:02
Sevourn 8567 2009-02-10 00:10:20
Cheyne 8527 2007-04-27 12:27:54
Mabrook 8356 2008-07-01 00:53:38
Marzbarz 7723 2010-01-10 14:12:5
Join date added, banned users filtered.
February 1st, 2012
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