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By Anna Ruthven 2017-02-02 09:01:35
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Siren.Mosin said: »
Shut the *** up girlboy.
Hmmm. No?
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By Bismarck.Misao 2017-02-02 09:31:22
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gah
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-02 11:13:43
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
gah

bleh
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-02-02 11:15:51
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Asura.Lolserj said: »
Bismarck.Misao said: »
gah
bleh
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 11:25:11
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Hide and Seek Winner

I was buzzing along the highway at a pretty good clip... saw the speed trap too late and I looked down at the speedometer and realized I was going too fast to slow down in time..../shrug

check the rearview and sure enough, here comes johnny law to ruin my day with a speeding ticket. but aha! I went over the crest of the rise and out of sight of the cop for a few seconds so I floored it and passed a semi driving the speed limit in the center lane. went into the right lane and slowed down and then hid behind him as the cop went whizzing down the left lane looking for me.

I stayed there giggling like an idiot for about five miles until I caught sight of the cop trying to go into the left berm to slow down to look for me so then I passed the semi on the right again to stay out of his sight.

perfectly timed!
cop gave up and turned around to go back to his hidey hole

/dukes of hazzard scream

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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-02-02 11:29:04
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You've made Ni proud, Nik.
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By Bismarck.Misao 2017-02-02 11:51:10
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beautiful story
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-02 12:06:12
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Trump was counting on your speeding ticket to pay for his wall.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 12:13:00
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Asura.Vienner said: »
was counting on your speeding ticket to pay for his wall.

who?

This is the kingdom representative republic of NI!

Misao is the one true president!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 12:24:19
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-02 12:28:27
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...I love that movie.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 13:53:32
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that's great kid...



Wrinkle Cracker

so...I get to the service call and I'm working away on the evil machine...<tool noises>

tinker tinker here...tinker tinker there ....

and the whole time the operator is sitting there nearby yammering on and on and on and on and on and on... trying deperately to fill the uneasy silence or something...talking/bitching about the machine talking/bitching about the company he works for... typical stuff...he's an old white guy, probably sixty two.

couple of hours go by and then all the sudden he says something as if he is reveiling his secret identity .

I'm wrinkle cracker....

I say nothing in reponse

I'm wrinkle cracker!... he repeats more forcefully

um...ok?

that's my rap name...all the black girls love me because I get a paycheck!I'm wrinkle cracker!...


that's...great.... /goes back to working

trying to use the sheer force of my will power to shut him up...
somehow if I focus on ignoring him hard enough I can stop him from launching deeper into his weird tirade...




newp

/tries to change the subject

newp

and...it... just... kept... getting... weirder...

oh boy...so now I want to hurry up...because obviously this guy is never going to stop. I have heard all the confessions I wanted to hear....

/tries to change the subject again

newp

I tried throwing all kinds of weird curveballs at him to get him to shut up...

Newp

time for the big guns... /clear throat

"I heard David Lee Roth used to work here"

and that confused him just long enough for me to finish up and get the hell out of there!!!
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 14:01:37
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Asura.Vienner said: »
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By Anna Ruthven 2017-02-02 14:06:22
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Paycheck would've been a better rap name than Wrinkle Cracker. I award him no street cred and declare that his rhymes are, in fact, wack.
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-02 14:35:59
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Asura.Vienner said: »
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-02 18:42:50
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No... you're gold ponyboy.
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-03 02:53:10
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ugh...Do I dare to ask what a ponyboy is?
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-03 06:50:09
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Asura.Vienner said: »
ugh...Do I dare to ask what a ponyboy is?

If I had to guess, Nik is referencing The Outsiders


But it is Nik, so probably some weird Centaur thing?
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2017-02-03 07:55:26
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You guys need to pick up a book.
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-03 07:56:12
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Of course it's the outsiders!!! wtf!?
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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-03 08:05:57
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Yeah never saw it or read the book, guess I now know what my next movie is going to be.
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By Asura.Lolserj 2017-02-03 08:21:19
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Shiva.Nikolce said: »
Of course it's the outsiders!!! wtf!?

To be fair I only said it was probably a weird centaur thing with a chance of it being the outsiders
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-03 08:28:40
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Asura.Vienner said: »
Yeah never saw it or read the book.

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By Asura.Vienner 2017-02-03 08:33:43
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In my defense, I wasnt even born when it was released!
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2017-02-03 08:34:37
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Do I need to get Levar Burton up in here?!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-02-03 08:55:34
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Asura.Vienner said: »
In my defense, I wasnt even born when it was released!
Neither was I...

But, in the US it's like required reading material for middle school. x.x
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By Shiva.Nikolce 2017-02-03 08:57:45
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Ewww I plussed a donnie post.

Stupid phone
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-02-03 09:01:33
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Dance Party Friday Commence!

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