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By Greil Crigor 2017-01-03 09:00:52
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Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
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Time to awaken, Ni folks!

Good morning, and how goes everyone's new year?

Did you make resolutions?

Did you already break those resolutions?

Are you still going strong?

Are resolutions silly?

Do you really want to be at work today?
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no
no
no
no

any more questions? D:
Why have my silver ingots not sold yet?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-01-03 09:05:48
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Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Time to awaken, Ni folks!

Good morning, and how goes everyone's new year?

Did you make resolutions?

Did you already break those resolutions?

Are you still going strong?

Are resolutions silly?

Do you really want to be at work today?
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no
no
no
no
no

any more questions? D:
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By Ramyrez 2017-01-03 09:06:44
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Time to awaken, Ni folks!

Good morning, and how goes everyone's new year?

Did you make resolutions?

Did you already break those resolutions?

Are you still going strong?

Are resolutions silly?

Do you really want to be at work today?

- Meh.
- No.
- No.
- Always.
- Yes.
- No, but I like moneygetting paid, so it's okay.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-01-03 09:09:49
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I saw your edit, Ramy.
*blackmails*
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-01-03 09:12:00
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Meshi, did you convince Cloud and GP to *** themselves out in Ul'dah?
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-01-03 09:13:05
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Meshi, did you convince Cloud and GP to *** themselves out in Ul'dah?
GP will probably do it without me even mentioning. Cloud will be a tough nut to crack, but I think I know how we can enlist his aid.

Tell him there are mounts, minions, and glamour gear in it.
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By Ramyrez 2017-01-03 09:14:58
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I saw your edit, Ramy.
*blackmails*

I felt "meh" was more appropriate.

Also, I leave my curtains open. I don't give a damn what you see. You have to deal with it, not me.

Parkeresque edit:
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-01-03 09:27:09
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Spath, I just had a great money making idea for the FC. We sell shares.

We can use the large influx of money to fund the Find An Open Large House Or Wed Then Divorce Juicy Melons In Order To Take Their Large House Projectâ„¢. In return, we offer shareholders dividends and use the money to invest in different marketboard portfolios in order to make more money.

Eventually we make enough money to return the initial investment plus large interest payment back to all shareholders as a buyout and be on our merry way.

Now we just need to find some wealthy suckers investors!
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By Sylph.Shadowlina 2017-01-03 09:32:36
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Greil Crigor said: »
Why have my silver ingots not sold yet?
Idunno?

Shiva.Spathaian said: »
Why did you forsake us?
for the lols
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-01-03 09:38:03
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Spath, I just had a great money making idea for the FC. We sell shares.

We can use the large influx of money to fund the Find An Open Large House Or Wed Then Divorce Juicy Melons In Order To Take Their Large House Projectâ„¢. In return, we offer shareholders dividends and use the money to invest in different marketboard portfolios in order to make more money.

Eventually we make enough money to return the initial investment plus large interest payment back to all shareholders as a buyout and be on our merry way.

Now we just need to find some wealthy suckers investors!
You have my stamp of approval!

IT'S BRILLIANT!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-01-03 09:44:35
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Spath, I just had a great money making idea for the FC. We sell shares.

We can use the large influx of money to fund the Find An Open Large House Or Wed Then Divorce Juicy Melons In Order To Take Their Large House Projectâ„¢. In return, we offer shareholders dividends and use the money to invest in different marketboard portfolios in order to make more money.

Eventually we make enough money to return the initial investment plus large interest payment back to all shareholders as a buyout and be on our merry way.

Now we just need to find some wealthy suckers investors!
You have my stamp of approval!

IT'S BRILLIANT!
I'll get to work on it right away.

Lina! I have a wonderful business opportunity for you! How deep are your pockets? Because you'll need to be seeing a tailor to make them even deeper after this deal of a lifetime!
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By Sylph.Shadowlina 2017-01-03 09:44:37
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BUT will any investment be made into my pretty bedroom!?!?!?

Pretty deep? Lol
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By Ramyrez 2017-01-03 09:45:54
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BUT will any investment be made into my pretty bedroom!?!?!?

Depends.

Do you expect anything to happen in there to justify investment?!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-01-03 09:48:52
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Sylph.Shadowlina said: »
BUT will any investment be made into my pretty bedroom!?!?!?

Pretty deep? Lol
With Monolithic Synphony Investing firm, we make your investments a... reality?

...

MESHI WE NEED A TAG LINE!
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-01-03 09:49:03
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BUT will any investment be made into my pretty bedroom!?!?!?

Pretty deep? Lol
For only a small investment of 40 million gil, you can have the most awesome, prettiest, chillest, radical, fantastic bedroom in all of Eorzea!* Plus you'll at least quadruple** your initial investment!

*These claims are not backed by any governing body ever created and is completely an opinionated measure.
**Return on investment not guaranteed
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-01-03 09:57:41
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
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BUT will any investment be made into my pretty bedroom!?!?!?

Pretty deep? Lol
With Monolithic Synphony Investing firm, we make your investments a... reality?

...

MESHI WE NEED A TAG LINE!
When you invest with Monolithic Synphony Investing Firm & Free Company, you invest in a family owned company. We believe in old fashioned values paired with modern market tactics. You can be assured that your gil is not only in good hands, but only being invested in reputable avenues. Monolithic Synphony is more than just a Free Company, it is a home for friends and family who share similar goals and morals. Many of our marketboard ventures are crafted in house, cutting down cost to stretch each and every gil to the fullest. Our low number of members means overhead costs are kept to a minimum, allowing investments to soar, and customer service to be more personable.

Monolithic Synphony Investing Firm & Free Company. Investing in you.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-01-03 10:00:03
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...

Meshi this is not only why I hired you, it's why I love you. XP
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-01-03 10:01:27
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Meshi this is not only why I hired you, it's why I love you. XP
Well as my brother says, "Half-assed is forever."

Gotta go full ***.
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By Anna Ruthven 2017-01-03 10:02:35
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Meshi this is not only why I hired you, it's why I love you. XP
Well as my brother says, "Half-assed is forever."

Gotta go full ***.
That's a lot of ***.
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-01-03 10:04:02
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I'm currently in a "Can't tell if still sick, or just dehydrated" mode and it sucks major ***.

I should see if I can work from home tomorrow or something...
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-01-03 10:04:52
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If I were more skilled, I'd create a logo for Monolithic Synphony Investing Firm & Free Company.

If only there were someone skilled in the art of creating such things. Perhaps someone in the FC even.

If only...
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By Anna Ruthven 2017-01-03 10:04:59
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Shiva.Spathaian said: »
I'm currently in a "Can't tell if still sick, or just dehydrated" mode and it sucks major ***.

I should see if I can work from home tomorrow or something...
You're sick. We're all sick.
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By Asura.Dameshi 2017-01-03 10:06:03
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I'm currently in a "Can't tell if still sick, or just dehydrated" mode and it sucks major ***.

I should see if I can work from home tomorrow or something...
More water, more vitamin C, more booze!
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-01-03 10:07:11
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Anna Ruthven said: »
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I'm currently in a "Can't tell if still sick, or just dehydrated" mode and it sucks major ***.

I should see if I can work from home tomorrow or something...
You're sick. We're all sick.
Well then I feel like I'm an *** because I'm now that *** that goes to work sick...
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-01-03 10:10:46
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I'm currently in a "Can't tell if still sick, or just dehydrated" mode and it sucks major ***.

I should see if I can work from home tomorrow or something...
More water, more vitamin C, more booze!
I have to admit I really wish I had some whiskey at work because another hot toddy would do me wonders right now.
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By Anna Ruthven 2017-01-03 10:12:01
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Monolithic Synphony Investing Firm & Free Company.
The TV commercial would start out just a close-up of Spath's face, talking about the FC and why you should invest with SYN, aftrr that, he looks into the camera and asks "Are you thinking about Monolithic Synphony?" The camera zooms out to reveal Spath, laying on a heart-shaped bed with satin sheets, candles lit all around him, he's covered in rose petals and posed seductively with nothing but a man-thong on and he says "...because Monolithic Synphony is thinking about you."

Then the logo pops up.

EDIT: Correcting auto correct's bs.
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If I were more skilled, I'd create a logo for Monolithic Synphony Investing Firm & Free Company.

If only there were someone skilled in the art of creating such things. Perhaps someone in the FC even.

If only...

something catchy?
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By Shiva.Spathaian 2017-01-03 10:28:11
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Bismarck.Misao said: »
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If I were more skilled, I'd create a logo for Monolithic Synphony Investing Firm & Free Company.

If only there were someone skilled in the art of creating such things. Perhaps someone in the FC even.

If only...

something catchy?
So catchy, you could say it's infectious.
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By Bismarck.Magnuss 2017-01-03 10:37:43
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Wow, things just got erotic up in this piece.
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